March 14, 2009 12:33 AM UTC

Chuck Norris, President of Texas

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• by: Colorado Pols

We don’t know how we missed this earlier, but it definitely needs commenting. From Worldnet Daily columnist Chuck Norris:

On Glenn Beck’s radio show last week, I quipped in response to our wayward federal government, “I may run for president of Texas.”

That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state.

We don’t know why Chuck Norris would need to run for President of Texas. Wouldn’t he just say, “I’m President of Texas,” and make it so?

If he does become President of Texas, we just hope President Chuck will change his new country’s immigration policies. No more Texans in Colorado, thank you very much.