October 13, 2016 10:10 AM UTC

Darryl Glenn Will Cross Train Your Ass Into The Ground

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• by: Colorado Pols

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFt6ixD7Mdo

If you have three and a half minutes today that you won’t wind never getting back, check out this video from Colorado GOP U.S. Senate candidate Darryl Glenn just released moments ago. Never mind the fact that Glenn is down by double digits in all the polls. For what seems like an eternity by online video standards, Glenn treats viewers to such an over-the-top bio pitch that it could be a tryout video for a reality TV show. Or a Gatorade commercial? Use your imagination.

In fact, just the first 15 seconds of this video may be crying out for satirization like nothing we’ve seen this year.