October 26, 2015 02:25 PM UTC

At Least She's Not Your Candidate for Mayor

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• by: Colorado Pols

In another edition of our long-running series, At Least They’re Not Your Legislator, we take you to Toledo, Ohio, where we hope not to get smote for speaking ill of Opal Covey. From NBC 24 News:

Prior to the conclusion of the interview Covey was asked if there was anything else she would like to add. After pausing, Covey said, “great destruction will come upon…” and began to speak in tongues, followed by, “Thank you, Jesus. That was a confirmation, if people don’t give me what I earned in 2013 back, and I’m not on that seat in November, then you’ll see God visit the city in the greatest destruction you’ve ever seen.”

Oh-kee-dokie.