August 28, 2007 03:13 AM UTC

Say Goodbye to Larry Craig

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• by: DavidThi808

(We at Colorado Pols have never thought about whether we had a “wide stance” while going to the bathroom, but perhaps we should… – promoted by Colorado Pols)

Here we have another Republican demonstrating their fealty to family values. Cheating on his wife, devastating his family (his poor kids), and being a lying scumbag – these guys are awful.

Right up there with Ted Haggard, in his case voting the exact opposite fo the life he was living. At the rate this is going I expect the next articles to be:

• Doug Lamborn found to be an underground agent for the Taliban.
• Marilyn Musgrave is secretly married to her lesbian partner of 20 years.
• Tom Tancredo is found to be running the largest coyote network in the country.
• Wayne Allard is discovered to have had an original thought.

Nah – the last one is too far-fetched.