July 25, 2025 10:51 AM UTC

"South Park" Lampoons Donald Trump's Epstein Files Problem; White House is Sad

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• by: Colorado Pols

FRIDAY UPDATE: The White House is very sad about this, as The Denver Post reports:

Though many of Trump’s real-world policies and actions were spotlighted in the show – such as defunding National Public Radio, implementing tariffs on Canadian goods, and expressing displeasure with a portrait of himself in the Colorado State Capitol – the animated version of the president indulged in other lewd shenanigans, like trying to have sex with Satan. As in the devil, Satan, who has been a longstanding character in the “South Park” universe.

In the episode, Satan also questioned Trump about the Epstein files and alluded to the fact that the president reminded him of his ex, Saddam Hussein. The episode ended with a deep-fake public service announcement that showed Trump walking through the desert, taking off his clothes and collapsing nude in the sand. It ended with the slogan: “Trump. His penis is teeny tiny, but his love for us is large.”

In a statement to Variety, White House spokesperson Taylor Rogers addressed the cameo, lambasting “South Park” as a “fourth-rate show.”

“The Left’s hypocrisy truly has no end – for years, they have come after ‘South Park’ for what they labeled as ‘offensive’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show. Just like the creators of ‘South Park,’ the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows.”

“This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention,” the statement continued. “President Trump has delivered on more promises in just six months than any other president in our country’s history – and no fourth-rate show can derail President Trump’s hot streak.” [Pols emphasis]

We would have advised the White House to just ignore the episode rather than give it more attention, but President Trump’s ego probably demanded an exhaustively-dumb statement.

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The season 27 premiere of “South Park” on Wednesday lampooned President Trump for cozying up to Satan and for and his litigious obsessions.

As The Washington Post explains:

“Sermon on the Mount,” the Comedy Central show’s first episode of its 27th season, repeatedly showed the “South Park” version of Trump trying to cozy up in bed with Satan…

…In the premiere, Satan tells Trump he’s “not in the mood right now” because someone on social media commented that Trump is on the “Epstein list,” referring to the recent furor that Trump hasn’t released files related to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

“Are you on the list or not? It’s weird that whenever it comes up, you just tell everyone to relax,” Satan says. [Pols emphasis]

The episode also includes an hilarious mock-PSA “celebrating” Trump. We can’t embed the video because it’s NSFW, but you can watch the segment HERE — which concludes with this line:

“Trump: His penis is teeny-tiny, but his love for us is large.”

Trump’s friendship and involvement with notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein is starting to look like a scandal with real staying power. Trump has historically been able to brush aside scandals that would be crippling to most politicians, but this time his own MAGA base is proving unwilling to give their Dear Leader a pass. Polling also shows that voters overwhelmingly disapprove with the Trump administration’s ham-handed efforts to brush the Epstein scandal under the rug.

With Members of Congress headed home for the August recess, they’re about to get an earful from angry constituents wondering why they are covering for Trump after spending years echoing his rhetoric about releasing more information on Epstein’s crimes.