July 17, 2006 11:31 AM UTC

A Day In The Life of a Beauprez Staffer

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• by: stony

One of Bob Beauprez’s field staffers put up this  blog a while back.

For anyone who has ever wondered what they are smoking at the Beauprez campaign, this staffer provides us an answer in the form of his step-by-step description of his day:

12:00 am: Smoked with ***, ***, *** and ***, headed over to Farrand.
1:00 am: Finally got the tent sent up, the wind was a bitch.
1:30 am: The cops came and told us to take the tent down, but we persuaded them to let us keep it for a while.
2:00 am: Went to bed.
4:00 am: Woke up.
4:20 am: People started arriving in the masses. I’d say there were about 200 people lighting up.
4:35 am: Cops chased everyone away, went back to sleep.
9:00 am: Woke up, smoked.
10:00 am: Cops were dicks, asked us to take down tent.
11:00 am: Went to writing class, stoned.
12:00 pm: Lunch, then back over to Farrand. Smoked with a bunch of people we knew.
3:00 pm: Came back to the room to roll some up for ***, *** and ***.
4:00 pm: Went back over to Farrand.
4:20 pm: Thousands of kids came out to smoke, and tons of pot was smoked. (See the pictures here)
4:30 pm: Still Smoking……
5:00 pm: Still Smoking……
5:15 pm: *** got here from Ft. Collins.
5:30 pm: Drove up Baseline with *** and *** to go smoke. Some nice views from up there.
6:00 pm: Came back, smoked here.
6:30 pm: Ate dinner, then smoked.
7:00 pm: *** and *** left. Rolled some more for *** and ***.
8:00 pm: Smoked more in the room, watched Jon Stewart.
8:30 pm: Fell asleep.
4:00 am (on the 21st): Woke up, didnt realize it was the next day, smoked more, went back to bed.

This wingnut intersperses his drug-themed posts with political posts on why George W. Bush is great and John Kerry is the devil, thus proving that you don’t have to be an idiot to vote for Bush, you can also take lots of drugs.

(Names of people who are not stoned Beauprez staffers in the quoted post were removed)