The Beej & the Mock Turtle: Siblings? Sockpuppet? Or Cowinkydink?
(Forgotten your Mock Turtle history?)
Portrait of Mock Turtle as a Young Beej
The video evidence (and we all know that this is all that is necessary to prove any point)
and a description of several similarities are provided below the fold. It’s amazing, I tell you. Truly amazing.
As promised, here’s the incriminating video evidence:
That’s our Beej!
(Don’t be distracted by the superficial resemblance to Ringo Starr — listen to the words.)
Still need convincing? More shocking similarities below:
In case you missed them in the video, I’ve enumerated a few of the key similarities:
1a. The Beej’s “fears for our nation” are all part of his imagination.
1b. The Mock Turtle’s fears are “all his morbid imagination” according to Gryphon (@ 0:40).
2. Both the Beej and the Mock Turtle (@ 1:20) tout their “educations” in “Reeling and Writhing” and emphasize their knowledge of the “different branches of arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.”
3a. The Beej seldom makes sense.
3b. The Mock Turtle sings (@ 2:30) “There’s far too much accurate communication and if it continues, I fear for the nation” and “Nonsense, nonsense, that’s what we’re terribly short of.”
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Prior to this exclusive Colorado Pols exposé, the Mock Turtle was most famously celebrated in “Musings on Mock Turtles” by Rep. Scott McInnis. Get your free copy ($300,000 value) here.
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Soup, anyone? (embedding disabled)
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So there you have it. If this is the last you ever hear from ardy39, you’ll know the powers that be (aka The Dead Govs) have banned my ass because I am right and The Beej is, or is closely related to, the Mock Turtle (aka “Mock”).
BTW, if the tea party Republicans are looking for a theme song, I nominate “Nonsense.” It completely captures the “thought” “processes” demonstrated by The Beej wing of the tea party R’s. For a version with better audio quality, try this one:
Have at it, Polsters.
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(I’m assuming that most can tell this is humor?)
Wow, I have my own political following! Before you know it, I’ll be running for governor. Actually, this metaphor is quite apt – ardy fails to understand the deeper meaning of Alice in Wonderland, just as so many polsters dismiss my blogging as nonsense without understanding the political realities around them.