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(D) Phil Weiser
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(R) Lauren Boebert*

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TRUMPKU -- Poetry of Freedom

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  • by: Voyageur

(Promoted by Colorado Pols)

The Japanese Haiku is a poetic form as subtle as it is simple.   It has three lines and 17 feet, arranged 5,7,5

da da da da da

da da da da da da da

da da da da da

At the suggestion of our proud warrior of the plains, Mamajama55, we are sponsoring a Trumpku festival, dedicated to the lout that befouls our land.  We open with her offering:

Wafting on the air

A foul stench of rotten meat

Trump tweets the nation

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To which Voyageur adds this salute:

 

A teacher still fights

On Colorado’s vast plain

For truth, not Trump.

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Trump is president.

The dreams of Lincoln now lie

Dead at his feet.

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Trump hates Canada.

The North Country is refuge

For our lost, best hopes.

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Trump grabs at pussy

And claims to cherish women.

What a foul, foul lie.

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A twit on twitter

Now shames a once proud  nation.

Make America hate.

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Standing freedom’s watch

A Bowman on the prairie

Strangles Trump with hemp.

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In a mountain fort

A dauntless Duke still holds court

Daring to breathe free.

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In the mountain west

Gertie does her gallant best

Flying freedom’s flag.

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Not a skinny cook

Writes a page in freedom’s book:

Kindness conquers hate.

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Haiku away, my friends!

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