August 26, 2010 10:15 AM UTC

BJWilson/Mock Turtle - Separated at Birth?

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• by: ardy39

The Beej & the Mock Turtle: Siblings? Sockpuppet? Or Cowinkydink?

(Forgotten your Mock Turtle history?)

Portrait of Mock Turtle as a Young Beej

The video evidence (and we all know that this is all that is necessary to prove any point)

and a description of several similarities are provided below the fold. It’s amazing, I tell you. Truly amazing.

As promised, here’s the incriminating video evidence:

That’s our Beej!

(Don’t be distracted by the superficial resemblance to Ringo Starr — listen to the words.)

Still need convincing? More shocking similarities below:

In case you missed them in the video, I’ve enumerated a few of the key similarities:

1a. The Beej’s “fears for our nation” are all part of his imagination.

1b. The Mock Turtle’s fears are “all his morbid imagination” according to Gryphon (@ 0:40).

2. Both the Beej and the Mock Turtle (@ 1:20) tout their “educations”  in “Reeling and Writhing” and emphasize their knowledge of the “different branches of arithmetic — Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, and Derision.”

3a. The Beej seldom makes sense.

3b. The Mock Turtle sings (@ 2:30) “There’s far too much accurate communication and if it continues, I fear for the nation” and “Nonsense, nonsense, that’s what we’re terribly short of.”

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Prior to this exclusive Colorado Pols exposé, the Mock Turtle was most famously celebrated in “Musings on Mock Turtles” by Rep. Scott McInnis. Get your free copy ($300,000 value) here.

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Soup, anyone? (embedding disabled)

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So there you have it. If this is the last you ever hear from ardy39, you’ll know the powers that be (aka The Dead Govs) have banned my ass because I am right and The Beej is, or is closely related to, the Mock Turtle (aka “Mock”).

BTW, if the tea party Republicans are looking for a theme song, I nominate “Nonsense.” It completely captures the “thought” “processes” demonstrated by The Beej wing of the tea party R’s. For a version with better audio quality, try this one:

Have at it, Polsters.