A CD-5-wide ISP blackout frustrated the 7 Lamborn haters in Lake, Fremont, Chaffee, El Paso, Teller and Park counties, preventing any alarmist reports about his lack of qualifications to serve in Congress.
One died of lack of oxygen, and a second was hospitalized after his forehead somehow got stuck in his computer screen.
There are still 5 devoted haters left, though, and after the snow Sunday morning stops falling and the ISP repair crews can get to work, they are expected to make up for lost time.
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Sure, I still have the opportunity to look pretty stupid,
but not nearly as much as I would have, if you saw what I first wrote.
Thanks, ColoradoPols.
I love it! Good “diary.”
(Is it because I’m a stuffy Republic, or does anyone else find “diary” a silly name? Blech.)
4 whole days without Lamborn foul-up!
Can’t breath!
*GASP*
*GASP*
*GASP*
…Thus has been unable to open his mouth all weekend. There will be likely gaffs coming soon as the mending process happens. Stay posted. LOL 😉