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Governor
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(D) Phil Weiser
(D) Joe Neguse
(D) Michael Bennet
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Att. General
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(D) M. Dougherty
(D) Jena Griswold
(D) Brian Mason
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(D) George Stern
(R) Sheri Davis
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State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(R) Kevin Grantham
(D) Jerry DiTullio
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CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) Somebody
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CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
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CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
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40%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
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90%
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CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
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CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
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CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
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10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Yadira Caraveo
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State Senate Majority
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September 17, 2021 10:36 PM UTC
47 Comments
Every day it gets more and more likely that Farting Rudy will be practicing his art in a federal prison soon. Does that raise questions about cruel and unusual punishments for those unfortunates incarcerated downwind of him?
Sure… if they put Trump and the trumpies in the same wing.
September 18, 1793 – The first cornerstone of the United States Capitol is laid by George Washington.
BLM headquarters moving back to D.C. from Colorado
Maybe BoBo can find the courage to take on Michael Bennet next year and show him who’s boss?
Please, don't put that idea out into the universe. She's crazy enough to take it as a command.
Or Bobo could simply endorse her own District Director, Clarice Navarro, for Bennet’s seat.
Perhaps Moderatus will break
windthe story here.I hope the Department of the Interior can regain much of the intellectual capital it lost as a result of the ill-advised fiasco.
This will wind up costing the taxpayer millions of dollars for no benefit. Cory Gardner might as well have wiped his ass with it.
Sorrty, Bobo. As you surely must know: You can’t eat your sliders and barf ’em too! . . .
. . . No way was your buddy, Tina Peters, ever gonna’ be able to return and assist with Mesa election results, what with all them jackbooted BLM spooks and their black helicopters and Chinese surveillance drones sniffing around GJ.
I continue to be amazed that the Orange King and his hyperbolic Horde are allowed to foment rebellion with impunity. I just read a Vanity Fair accounting of the vast sums of money the OD and his family have appropriated for themselves, particularly through extended Secret Service protection they neither deserve nor need.
As we watch the truly unbelievable farce known as “Tina Peters Saves America”, I keep looking for all those “Eisenhower, Reagan, and Bush, Republicans to DO something about this. Have you no leaders among you? Are you waiting for…a clear signal of danger?
Al Qaeda or QAnon….is there a real difference?
How is this not a headline from The Onion?
'Are we the sheep?': QAnon believers struggle to process Gavin Newsom recall election in California
In a world gone mad, Michael, satirists just can't keep up.
#OwningTheLibs
Alabama Pickers, couple known for reselling and vaccine opposition, both dead of COVID
One of the last videos the married couple posted on their now deleted YouTube channel was about how they wouldn’t get the vaccine.
“I’ve got my own passport. It’s called the ‘Bill of Rights,’” Dusty said in the video around the 41:30 mark. “I think this will be all behind us in a couple of years.”
“I think this will be all behind us in a couple of years.”
Well, those two are certainly behind us and we didn't even need to wait for a couple of years to pass.
Covid 19 is thinning their herd. What can one say about mass suicide?
Kill them all and let Satan sort them out?
Nah, death and destruction is god's M.O.
That's an insult to Satan.
The national average IQ is rising?
Looks that way, doesn't it?
😄
Piss poor way to do it.
https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/09/18/after-spreading-covid-misinformation-pastor-r-loren-sandford-has-died-of-covid
"Another pastor who downplayed or denied the seriousness of COVID has died from COVID.
This time it's R. Loren Sandford, a pastor from Denver, Colorado, who spent much of the past 18 months pretending the pandemic wasn't as big a deal as scientists were making it out to be and sowed misinformation about the vaccine. It was clear he hadn't received the shot."
IOKIYIAR?
Empty-G has far too much time on her fascist hands.
If you’re the lucky winner of Empty-G’s penis compensator you’ll need to pass a background check 🤣🤣🤣
Rudy may have had a bigger crowd at Four Seasons Landscaping? A Toby Keith concert in Kabul? (It’s a possibility that nobody showed up because there was a conspiracy theory floating around that it’s a setup by the FBI).
Rudy got lucky; there was a porn store next door . . .
There were more people at The Screaming Yam's inauguration. Sad.
Any word on whether the Party of Trump voted to close its primary?
I read on the twittertubes that they did not.
It was rigged! Stop the steal!
241 to 172 ????? . . .
How the hell is anyone even supposed to believe that obviously made up and erroneous vote count???
. . . Moderatus only has twenty fingers and toes!
(And, between all his adult household Committee members they reportedly only have, . . . umm . . . er . . . huh? . . . well, “a few more than twenty”. . . [“still tbd”] . . . between ’em!?)
https://coloradosun.com/2021/09/18/colorado-republicans-opt-out-vote/
Only 34% voted FOR opting out?
That raises questions about a lawsuit against the Sec of State to force an opt out. They cannot bring a suit and claim that a majority of their party’s governing body voted to opt out albeit by less than 75% since that didn’t happen.
Can they argue that in the Party of Trump today, the 35% to 40% who are the loudest and most fanatical actually constitute a “majority” in the alternative reality in which they exist?
Cry havoc and release the kraken!
A good read
https://lefsetz.com/wordpress/2021/09/18/the-end-of-minority-tyranny/
It was. Thanks, Dave.
Today (Sunday) is National Butterscotch Pudding Day
And Barnes is back to the dumbass commercial promotions. Sigh.
The GOPers voted to let me keep ratfucking their primaries.
Behind The Scenes. . .
Answering all your important questions surrounding this week’s biggest unsolved mysteries:
“How and why did Tina Peters finally decide now to risk her life to return to Mesa County from the protection of Der Meinkissenbunker?” . . .
A truly terrifying film..I recommend it.
Der weisse Engel…ouch!
If I remember correctly, Dick Cheney received an Oscar nomination?
Immediate points scored for this reference.
The book was way better than the movie.
In the movie you know they are brothers way too early.
Probably overlooked this week by all the excitement generated here from Heidi Ganahl’s bigly Rosie’s Diner announcement . . .
The race to become the first billionaire to build a (tax-deductible) private golf vacation resort on the moon took a giant leap forward this week . . .
. . . Wasn’t it Gandhi who once said: “The greatness of a nation and its progress can be judged by the number of its wealthiest that it blasts into space.” ??
(Rest In Laughter, Norm McDonald . . .)
…and when he does let’s hope he takes the wheel, stops the car and flogs the clowns.
STOP THE STEAL! (by Trump’s Master)
Pro-Kremlin party leads in early results in Russian election – POLITICO
How do you say Four Seasons Landscaping in Russian?