October 15, 2010 01:04 AM UTC

Bennet's secret identity as Rubberstamp Man revealed by FLOTUS

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• by: JLD

Despite his concerted effort to run from his supervillian alter ego “Rubberstamp Man” Michael Bennet’s secret identity has finally been revealed by none other than the FLOTUS herself!

https://www.denverpost.com/news…

“We’re going to need people like Michael” Bennet sayeth the FLOTUS.

Why would the appointed senator need a secret identity you ask?  Well, it appears that he has learned during his tenure in Washington that the people of Colorado have buyers remorse over the Obama Presidency (see, Obama approval ratings in the State https://www.rasmussenreports.co…

Despite what the general buzz on Pols may tell you, the people of the Great State of Colorado are not socialist, marxist loving, wealth redistributing success hating idealogues.  No, they are actually right of center freedom lovers like most of the rest of the country (excluding, of course, the People’s Republic of Pelosi).

What’s a politician to do when his secret identity has been revealed?  Should he cry that only reason voters are deserting him is they are too stupid to understand how his desire to be their benevolent leader is good for them?

https://bostonherald.com/news/u…

Or perhaps, they should blame the first amendment for allowing people to speak against them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v…

Afterall, political dissent is unpatriotic and no one should criticize the party in power currently when they can’t get things done, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v…

I’m sure that Rubberstamp Man will look to his tutors to guide him in this uncertain time!