U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Michael Bennet
(D) Phil Weiser
60%↑
50%↓
Att. General
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(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) David Seligman
50%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) J. Danielson
(R) Sheri Davis
50%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
40%
40%
30%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Milat Kiros
90%
10%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(R) H. Scheppelman
(D) Alex Kelloff
70%
30%
10%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Trisha Calvarese
(D) Eileen Laubacher
90%
20%
20%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
70%
30%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Shannon Bird
45%↓
30%
30%
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
April 21, 2017 01:28 PM UTC
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Our President Rocks
this season, on the White Trash House…
Andrew Jackson called. He'd like an apology.
I keep barf bags handy for just this reason. I looked at this cold, without warning. Now I need a fifth of something 100 proof just to be able to drink another one to get the stench out of my eyes.
(L to R): The shitter, the quitter, the twitter and the hitter
Epic!
Well done!
Collective IQ: 37
Feeling a bit generous today, Arvadonian?
A generous portion, indeed. Remember when the thought of Caribou Barbie as VP seemed like the worst thing ever in American politics?
The only thing missing from the photo in the Oval is Scott Baio…
BTW, I thought Caribou Barbie was PO'd with the Donald for not naming her Energy Secretary.
If Palin was ever pissed about that, the anger no doubt dissipated quickly when she found out the extent to which a cabinet post would cut into her grifting income.
"New England Patriots fans flock to the White House!"
— Commenting on behalf of the President, spokesman Sean Spicer said that, "Snooki regretfully had been unable to attend this massive, star-studded soirée," and that she had "personally tweeted her apologies to Mr. Tapp at being unable to change her standing hair stylist appointment on short notice." —