U.S. Senate
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(D) J. Hickenlooper*
(R) Janak Joshi
80%
20%
Governor
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(D) Michael Bennet
(D) Phil Weiser
60%↑
50%↓
Att. General
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(D) Jena Griswold
(D) M. Dougherty
(D) David Seligman
50%
40%
30%
Sec. of State
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(D) A. Gonzalez
(D) J. Danielson
(R) Sheri Davis
50%
40%
30%
State Treasurer
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(D) Brianna Titone
(D) Jeff Bridges
(R) Kevin Grantham
40%
40%
30%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(D) Milat Kiros
90%
10%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Somebody
90%
2%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(R) Jeff Hurd*
(R) H. Scheppelman
(D) Alex Kelloff
70%
30%
10%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert*
(D) Trisha Calvarese
(D) Eileen Laubacher
90%
20%
20%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank*
(D) Jessica Killin
70%
30%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen*
(R) Somebody
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(R) Gabe Evans*
(D) Yadira Caraveo
(D) Manny Rutinel
(D) Shannon Bird
45%↓
30%
30%
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
March 23, 2017 03:42 PM UTC
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Sorry. Can't stop to talk. Gotta grab something to eat, and it's only a 45-minute layover.
Oh! Hey there!!! What healthcare bill?
So, who scheduled this Townhall at DIA?! Hey, where's my back door exit?
"What bag of money???"
"Oh, no — OH DEAR GOD, NO — are you…are you… a constituent?"
"Somebody said I could have this."
“How did you find me? This is my undisclosed location.”
“I paid for these; I just seem to have misplaced the receipts. The clerk in the gift shop will vouch for me.”
"No, this isn't a bag of unmarked bills from the Koch Brothers. Who told you that?"
"It's for medicinal purposes only — I swear! It's my double-detached slipped disc!"
“Quick — look behind you! Isn’t that Mike Coffman getting away?”
“ALEC? Don’t know the man.”
“What, me try to kill ObamaCare? Why, I would never dream of doing such a thing! You must have me confused with someone else. Believe me.”
I went to Congress to destroy the Affordable Care Act and all I came back with was this shitload of baggage that I'm going to have to carry around for the next four years.
Actually, I have found the perfect caption in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA37ggEqs1k