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July 22, 2015 10:49 AM UTC

Caption This Photo: "Dr. Chaps" Flings BS (Literally)

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  • by: Colorado Pols

This weekend, GOP Rep. Gordon “Dr. Chaps” Klingenschmitt participated in the El Paso County Republican Party Cowpie Throwing Contest at the El Paso County Fair. Unfortunately, El Paso County’s most (in)famous state representative did not win this prestigious competition, reportedly on account of his chunk of manure disintegrating in mid-flight–but his mere participation was enough to give the world a truly memorable image.

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Fling it, “Dr. Chaps.” Fling that cowpie to the sky.

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17 thoughts on “Caption This Photo: “Dr. Chaps” Flings BS (Literally)

  1. And Chaps put his hand to the ground, and took thence a pie, and slang it, and smote the transsexual bathroom demon in its forehead, that the pie splattered onto its face; and it fell upon its knees to the earth crying, “it stinketh!”

    O Lord, how great are thy works, and how brittle thy cowpies.

  2. Rap Musicians please chime in here:

    Wacky Chappie flung the crappy, he flung it real badly.

    Creepy Chappie still looked happy, but his toss was not so snappy.

    Chappie, Chappie, Chappie, you're lookin' pretty tacky.

     

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