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June 19, 2007 05:15 PM UTC

People usually don't lie without a reason

  • 15 Comments
  • by: riogrande

Everyman: Right. We’re all just one person pretending to be a multitude:

Cuervo, Yev, Aristotle, Car, OQD, Nemesis, Calamity Jane, and countless others, are all just one righteously vanquished enemy from your past, a corrupt judge who would go to this much trouble to swat a fly, or a televangelist that barely noticed your existance. I’ve been planning this for months, setting up user accounts on this site before you did in anticipation of your arrival. You got me, Kenny-boy. I can’t fool you.

Opppps!  You’ve been outed, Everyman.  Caught in a lie.

Your ID is 6504, which means that you just got here.  While Yev, Ari, CAR31, and OQD are undoubtedly real and distinct persons with their own substantive takes, the ones I have fairly accused of being sockpuppets (e.g., “ColoradoKid” (user ID: 6458), “TheJudicialConspiracy” (user ID: 6468), “Fox Mulder” (user ID: 6469)) are all one-trick ponies, who have one and only one take.  You are just the latest in an ever-growing list of socks: while one or two could be a mere coincidence, a half-dozen looks a lot like a concerted campaign.

Which naturally begs the question: Why are you lying, “Everyman?”

As a general rule, people don’t lie (as you have here) or engage in subterfuge without good reason. Thus, by asking the question one should always ask — Cui bono? (Who benefits?) — we can narrow the list of suspects.

While people like Ari and OQD have been P.O.’d at me, it’s not like it wasn’t my fault; they seem to be able to speak for themselves, and don’t need to resort to such subterfuge.  This leaves a smaller list of suspects: televangelist Bob Larson (who is suspected because he has done it before, and has followed me around the ‘Net to do so), someone in the court system who has a need to discredit me on account of my persistent challenges to it, and a certain whack-job stalker.  As we can eliminate the last one on the list because it simply isn’t his M.O., the list is a small one.

Cuervo has asserted knowledge of my activities before I showed up, which makes him a probable court insider and therefore, a logical suspect.  As Larson has done it before and been caught, he is, as well.  There may also be a third party or parties as yet unknown.  But at any rate, it is clear that the parties in question have agendas that, if known, would not precipitate universal approbation.

You’re entitled to your own interpretation, but not your own facts. 

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15 thoughts on “People usually don’t lie without a reason

  1. saved a multitude of potential clients from an astonishingly incompetent lawyer when they refused to admit you! As usual, you have drawn absolute conclusions (the “facts” that are not open to interpretation, in your formulation), that happen to be absolutely wrong! Keep up the good work, Kenny-boy.

    1. Some of us may be one person, or we may be a group of acquaintances that, all familiar with you, decided to have some fun together. The only relevant fact is that there are indisputably many real people who have expressed agreement with us, not all of whom fit the profile you have so confidently produced. I think one of the things that makes you such an aggravating sod is your complete lack of humility (combined with very little justification for such a lack of humility), which may also be what invites people to try so hard (and succeed so often) to humiliate you.

      1. Glad to have you on my side!

        People don’t lie without a reason? Well, I suppose there’s “a reason” for everything, but not in the sense that you think. People lie for trivial reasons, for momentary entertainment, for convenience. The motives to tell a lie don’t require any grand scheme or highly involved agenda. But we all enjoy seeing your logical prowess in action….

  2. You’re delusional. Larson was “caught” only because you made an assumption and, as usual, were unable to differentiate your assumption from something substantiated by actual evidence.

    Besides, even if people are “following you around the net,” doesn’t that make you wonder, along with the results of “Who thinks Riogrande is just plain obnoxious,” and previous interactions on this blog with Cuervo, Yev, Car, and mumerous others, that maybe, just maybe, you need to engage in a bit more introspection about the reasons why you generate such disgust in so many people? Are all of those people intimidated by the “good fight” you fight? Is that REALLY a plausible explanation, or is just the one that your fragile ego requires? Isn’t it more likely that there’s something about YOU, something in the way you present yourself, that is, objectively, disgusting?

    If you want respect, here or elsewhere, there’s only one way you’ll ever get it: Give up all of your delusions and pretenses, and face reality.

    1. “Nemesis”: You’re delusional. Larson was “caught” only because you made an assumption and, as usual, were unable to differentiate your assumption from something substantiated by actual evidence.

      Thanks for putting your foot in your mouth again, Bob.  You would have been better off feigning ignorance.

            1. . . . not “parishoners.”  And by the way, if this is Bob Larsen, please allow me to take this opportunity to tell you just how much you have always disgusted me.  I first heard your sorry, pathetic ass on the radio in 1990 or ’91 calling –literally– for “Five hundred dollar champions” and “thousand dollars heroes.”  You were so transparent and insulting to everyone’s intelligence, I wanted to puke.  At least that crazy fuck, Bob Tilton (who has returned, by the way, with his third or fourth model singer-wannabe wife and now on BET), had enough finesse and flair with his Joker-like freaky smile, wild antics, speaking in false tongues, jumping up and down on his studio-set desk and exclaiming, “I’m gonna give you a black eye, Devil!”) to provide for some entertainment (comedy) value.

              If you really believed there was a God, you would be dreading every day that draws closer to that day when they say you will be adjudged.  I’m no Christian, but I’m told that their judge wears a white robe (not a black robe), and that there isn’t any probation, deferred adjudication, or community service.

                1. Of course, if you believe Bob Larson, it might not even be Bob Larson.  The Devil physically impersonates him all the time and therefore, Nemesis might really be Bob’s demonic doppleganger [from an actual radio broadcast]:

                  “You know, one of the most amazing things that I’ve seen the Devil do is imitate me. Now, I’m not talking about Rich Little, I’m not talking about an impersonator, like a comedian — I’m talking about actually duplicating my voice, my body, my face, everything about me. And I’ve had this happen on several occasions when I was dealing with people in the highest echelons of the occult seeking to get out.

                  On one particular occasion, I got a phone call from someone to whom I had been ministering deliverance. This individual thanked me for having come to visit them and for the things which I shared. And this particular person went on to tell how much that it had affected their life, and how they believed that I was right in what I said, that they really did need to back off from God for a while and get a perspective on things, because by withdrawing from the Lord for a season, their life might be better off in the long run spiritually because they would be more sincere in how they would pursue Christ once they returned to walking with Him.

                  Can you imagine that kind of logic? It made a little bit of sense. Now, no one should ever withdraw from the Lord, no one should ever turn their back on God. There would be no point in withdrawing from God for a season. But the demons convinced this individual that that’s what they should do. And the demons believed it.

                  The reason they believed it is because they had a visitor. I had explained how suddenly I was able to find time in my schedule to be with them and arrange a trip where I could come and spend some time counseling them. And yet, the fact is I had never left my home city of Denver, Colorado. It wasn’t me, and I wasn’t there.” [Bob Larson, Bob Larson Live, 3/26/96]

                  That’s right: If you policemen out there ever see Bob in a snuff film, ravishing a nine-year-old girl, it really isn’t Bob — he’s at home listening to Vivaldi and having milk and cookies.

              1. Koto basanda!!!!!

                When it came to offbeat entertainment, Tootin’ Tilton was in a class by himself!

                But Larson was no slouch in the unintentional entertainment department. If you knew what to listen for, Talk-Back was the funniest show on the air.  Netizens would try to get the BLFC material on the air, and Bob would spend the entire show with his hand on the panic button.  Most of the old calls are gone (some were even sold in the underground on CD, in Jerky Boyz format), but this one still survives (http://www.shatnerol…), involving a number of calls asking bob about having virtual sex with Margo Hamilton — one of his former secretaries, whose husband was specifically forbidden from talking about whether Bob had had extramarital sex with her in a non-confidentiality agreement.

            2. ….it makes them followers (or in this case, zombies).

              From Apologetics Index http://www.apologeti…):

              Introduction

              Bob Larson is known as a sensationalistic and (deservedly) controversial “evangelist,” known for attacking rock music, alleged demons, wallets and critics (real or perceived).

              Statements made by Bob Larson should not be considered representative of mainstream Christian beliefs and/or practices.

              The publishers of Apologetics Index advice Christians against getting involved with Larson and his ministry.

              His exorcisms are documented fakes:

              Exorcisms?
              Larson critics have long questioned whether the ‘exorcisms’ he performs are real, and suspected that ‘marks’–persons set up to fake the whole thing — were employed.

              In late May, KCBD-TV, the NBC affiliate in Lubbock, Texas ran a report on Larson, which included interviews with a number of audience members who admitted to having been exorcised more than once by Larson, at different cities.

              Locally, Burnaby resident Ken Hamer was able to correctly predict where the first ‘demons’ would manifest during the March rally. At Larson’s workshop here in June, the same individual was the final exorcism of the day.

              While these episodes do not prove a set-up, they suggest only two possibilities: either they were orchestrated by Larson, or they were not bona fide exorcisms, in which case Larson should have known he was being set up. {B.C. Christian News]

              [Inside Edition also caught a fake exorcism we set up on hidden camera.]

              Do What Jesus Did (DWJD) – but at a fee

              Bob Larson offers Christians a “Do What Jesus Did” (DWJD) club. According to his official website, this program is meant for those “who want to be part of a special core group personally trained by Bob Larson to wage spiritual warfare. “. Larson claims that ‘belonging’ brings the following benefits:

                * Uncovering the keys to unlimited spiritual success.
                * Transforming your understanding of the Bible and the supernatural.
                * Discovering the missing link to the victorious Christian life by mastering the miraculous.

              However, while Jesus trained his disciples free of charge, one can only join Larson’s program for a year after “an initial gift of $199 and a monthly pledge of $150 over a 12-month period”.

              “Certain individuals” can “join at a Charter Member introductory gift level of just $1,999,” while a “tax-deductible gift of $4,000 qualifies you immediately as a Charter Member Elite of the DWJD core group”.

              Clearly, this is not what Jesus did. He told his disciples:

              “Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse the lepers, cast out demons. Freely you received, freely give.
              Source: Matthew 10:8

              [For non-Christians, that is called “simony,” and considered as a sin.]

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