September 01, 2006 08:54 PM UTC

A Few Statistics

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• by: Gov. Bob Beauprez

Good morning, y’all. I thought I would just share some statistics I have heard.

First off, did you know that in just five years, there will be no more black people. None. They will all be aborted.

Secondly, it has come to my attention that ‘mexican time’ is actually 55% slower than normal time. This is an outrage, and I intend to lead a coalition of Western governors to Mexico to demand a solution.

Finally, I was offended to learn that my opponent Bill Ritter has plea bargained no less than 354,092,485 illegal immigrants. What do you say about that, Bill?