CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
20%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
February 17, 2021 06:41 AM UTC
29 Comments
Morning.
Top of the mornin' to you, realist.
Would someone give wee little f*er Carlson a hug?
Man…he has no idea where to even look for his cookies..
Tucker needs to lay off whatever he is drinkin', tokin', snortin', or shootin'.
Tucker’s ired because the market for temporarily mateable Slovenian porn stars hadn’t gotten off the ground during the previous millennium?
When you put “Tucker and porn” in the same sentence my brain translates that to images of “lapdogs and Fox News”
Tucker Carlson’s what one would get if you had a Boebert who had somehow managed to graduate high-school, and then later Trinity College . . .
. . . #PewPewInCompleteSentences
(followed by a masters degree in Treachery from Trump University and a brief stint at Liberty University cut short by the leak of “White Trash Weekend” yacht party tapes)
No I will not give Carlson a hug! I might catch cooties or something.
Today is Analog to Digital TV Day
Cut the cable. Stop paying for Fox News!
All TVs have an HDMI port that can hook up to your computer.
Most TVs these days have an ethernet port that can go directly to the Internet.
Already done that a year ago.
Rush Limbaugh has expired.
(a good reminder that’s it time to resurrect The Fairness Doctrine; name the bill “The Excellence in Broadcasting Doctrine”).
The world just got a little less nasty.
I’m going to lay odds this vacuum will be filled with something even more detestable.
Perhaps Tucker. He fits the bill and $40 million a year ain't chicken feed.
The grifting opportunities for Rush 2.0 are going to be yuge. Limbaugh proved you can generate incredible wealth making hate fashionable for white racist America.
There ain’t no bottom to this hole.
Sweet Black Jesus….we have our first contestant!! Given her history of hateful rhetoric re: the LGBTQ community, support for conversion therapy, and HIV as something, something, God's moral law – she'll certainly fill a portion of the Limbaugh vacuum. The grift is as endless as the soup and salad special at Olive Garden.
#JustTheTruth (according to #WhiteProsperityJesus):
It won't be easy to find someone more odious than Rush. Eric Trump maybe? Or Rudy Guiliani?
Rush had an actual sense of humor. Eric and Rudy are unfamiliar with the concept.
I agree Gertie. Rush, as vile as he was, was entertaining. That is why he was successful and dangerous. It is also why he will not be easily replaced. There are very few righties that are actually entertaining. You might want to listen to Ted Nugent play guitar, watch Jon Voight act, or Clint Eastwood direct, but they can't fill hours of radio time.
Word on the street is that Rudy now has time to properly dye his hair and address his flatulence problems.
(unless your name is Mike Pence)
Cynical bastard that I am, I half believed Rush was faking it so he could announce that he was "cured" and make large piles of cash selling the quack "cure" to dumbass rubes.
Any word on who'll be delivering the fuck-eulogy?
Satan has a conflict, so maybe Mike Lindell or Scott Baio would do in a pinch.
I gotta’ admit, I was kinda’ hoping to hear that it was Hillary that finally got the fat bastard . . .
(. . . anyway, she owes us.)
As for eulogies, how’s this?:
“Rush Limbaugh — Fuck him. Amen.”
And here’s another day brightener: https://edition.cnn.com/videos/business/2021/02/17/trump-plaza-demolition-atlantic-city-implosion-orig.cnn-business
All of those dubious tax losses no longer blighting the Atlantic City landscape!
And, just to cheer up. Washington Post features our favorite new Representative in an article
Brian Klaas: "Restoring sanity to the GOP will take years. Here’s how to start."
There are no instructions or proposals for making a sane, reality-based Republican Party.