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November 18, 2020 03:07 PM UTC

Senate GOP Spox Sells Slap Happy COVIDiot Face Masks

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  • by: Colorado Pols

Trolling the interwebs today, we ran across something that will make you laugh, or not, probably not, or maybe laugh just for a moment before you get angry relative to your personal experience with the ongoing global COVID-19 pandemic:

“The Governor Made Me Wear This Mask!” Are you not amused?

Colorado Senate GOP Minority spokesman Sage Naumann’s limited edition bumper stickers celebrating the GOP’s 2019 obstruction campaign were somewhat more funny than the disruptive antics of the Republican minority last year, but unfortunately we can’t say that about the pandemic which has now killed over 250,000 Americans. With Senate Minority Leader Chris Holbert invoking deceased lawmakers as a reason for his cantankerous caucus to do the right thing in the upcoming special session devoted to COVID relief, this mask seems like an outrageous miscue.

Except it’s not. It’s just Republicans playing to their different audiences!

We’re not linking to the order page. If you’d like to sort these mixed messages out, or buy one of Sage’s masks so you can wear your COVIDiocy literally on your face while your friends and neighbors get sick and die, contact the Senate Minority Press Office.

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13 thoughts on “Senate GOP Spox Sells Slap Happy COVIDiot Face Masks

  1. Maybe they can broaden their product line and sell body bags with cute little sayings like " An ignorant maskless Q mob killed me " or " The Trump rally was worth it "

  2. You know, at this point* I just really don’t care why anymore — you obviously don’t, and probably won’t ever, care about others — just wear the fucking mask!

    PS.  you really do look much better with your ugly face covered

    PPS. but, you forgot the “MAGA”

    (* 9 months, and a quarter-million dead and counting, into your so-called “hoax”)

    1. My reaction, too. If it’s a gimmick that gets them to wear the damn thing,  more power to them.

      Think of the slogans they can publish: “Maskless faces do not spread viruses; people do.”

  3. Gets these ‘maskholes’ to wear a mask and also make a public statement of surrender to the reality regarding the government’s authority to make public health decisions in a pandemic. It’s a win-win!

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