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September 24, 2010 01:19 AM UTC

Diaries of a Rubber Stamp #1

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  • by: bjwilson83

Listen up, kiddies! It’s time for the adventures of…

Rubberstamp Man!

In today’s episode, Rubberstamp Man is feeling a bit blue. His best friend is trying to be popular and doesn’t want to hang out anymore. But you can help by friending him on facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/ben…

More episodes to follow, also at

http://www.youtube.com/bennetv…

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58 thoughts on “Diaries of a Rubber Stamp #1

    1. I wanted to start out with him dancing, but facebook has videos locked down so they can’t be embedded. I’ll have to wait for them to come out on youtube.

      1. .

        I don’t have hours to kill; this is year-end.  So I skip most of the diaries that have “Bennet” or “Buck” in the titles.  I had not been following the dichotomy of how he acts back “home” in Colorado, contrasted with how he acts where he was born and raised, back East.

        .

  1. is so stupid. It reminds me of some of the dumb videos Bennet folks did during the primary that were trying really hard to be funny, but were just idiotic.

          1. But you will if you think idiotic crap like this resonates in the least with voters.

            Democrats will lose because Ken Buck’s campaign has been great… up until this post.

            1. Because they love what Washington has done so much. So much, in fact, that Bennet is just heaping praise on his votes for Obamacare, “stimulus”, etc. In fact, he’s had Obama out with him on the campaign trail several times. Oh wait… now he says he’ll against additional spending and told Obama to stay in D.C.

              Yep fake Libby, I think things are looking just great for you. BTW, the terms of use apply to you too.

              1. Here’s the 1st grade version:

                Metaphor of Bennet being a rubber stamp = Pretty good message

                Dressing a guy up in a rubber stamp outfit = a colossal waste of non-humorous time

                And as far as your vague threat: No, Libertad thinks it’s cute. He’s a lot cooler than you–he doesn’t go crying to momma when someone wants to give him a little good old natured ribbing.

                But that being said, if Pols wants to ban me, then you will have won, BJ. Congratulations in advance.

                [cringes in preparation for Lightning Strike ‘O Doom to smite Libertad 2.0 into a billion little electrons]

                1. I suspect you’re feeling a bit guilty though, that’s understandable.

                  I’m glad you agree that Bennet is a rubber stamp. Bennet himself doesn’t seem proud of the fact. We’ll see what Colorado voters think.

                    1. But that being said, if Pols wants to ban me, then you will have won, BJ. Congratulations in advance.

                      [cringes in preparation for Lightning Strike ‘O Doom to smite Libertad 2.0 into a billion little electrons]

                    2. I was soooooo worrrriiieeeeddddd

                      How do you manage to live with the daily pressure of having to report people you hate to people you hate so they can stop posting on the blog you hate? I mean, I can’t even remember Pols ever banning anyone else until you came along. Thanks for all you do to keep this blog safe, BJ.

                    3. Just doing my part to make the web a safer place for all of us. You really are worried, aren’t you? I guess I would be too if I flagrantly broke the rules every day. You better hope Libby doesn’t see this thread. (Although, it’s really not that hard to re-register with your own screen name.)

                    4. from the same programming, I think he’s cool. Besides, I mean, this might shock you, so get ready, I had this screen name… before you registered! It’s crazy!

                      And seriously, change your pants, they stink. It’s just proper hygiene.

                    5. Never give up hope honey, even ugly girls can get lucky if they maintain a comely personality — don’t let your bitterness make you into a lonely old maid.

                    6. What’s the matter with you Pols? What is this, three days? Four days? Only took two for the other one.

                    7. And I’ve been here for months. It’s obviously a conpiracy against YOU. WOOOOoooooOOOooooo scarrrryyyyy.

                    8. if tomorrow I create Club.Twitty, Arispoople, and Suckstobeapen15, that’s just fine by you, right?

                    9. and would be fine by just about everyone here because they are significantly different from our names. That first one, OTOH, is too close to CT’s actual name, just as the registered user BJWilson83 was too close to yours.

                      Hope this helps you understand. It’s really not that subtle of a difference.

                    10. I think I’d be offended by that just because it’s really not trying very hard. It doesn’t seem at all similar to my name.

                    11. which, lacking even one yourself will pose your greatest challenge.

                      Don’t stay up so late either, it’s the one thing sure to give a girl those ugly puffy, dark circles around the eyes.

                    12. .

                      Think I’m a little wacky ?  Meet KS, who could post 20,000 words in a day.  Rio Grande. and several others.  

                      Management of this site demands that the Dead Guvs stay on top of things.   They are like “Neighborhood Watch” for bloggers.

                      .

                    13. I know she had several accounts (all variation of her name) but I assumed that she was simply forgetting her password. Her book-length posts didn’t break the rules, and after they gave her her own thread, she kept herself there.

  2. Or are you just plagiarizing it without credit?

    The use of the Incredible Hulk theme keeps it from scraping the bottom of the funny barrel, so I give it a 3/10.

  3. Or rubber stamp Lamborn?  Or perhaps rubber stamp Coffman?

    I can’t tell – but it’s not really funny. I mean, I get that comedy is personal. I never liked Benny Hill that much, but Monty Python kills. Murphy and Pryor were funny. The git ‘er dun guy not so much.  Dean Martin, yes. Jerry Lewis, yes. Nipsy Russell no.   Buddy Hacket clean, no. Buddy Hacket blue- omg! I spit a glass of scotch through my nose.

    Even so, this is not funny. If this is the thing you thought Jesus would fund funny, I guess know a Jesus  differently.  Not funny.

  4. of ‘pubs calling any Dem a “rubber stamp.” Remind me, which party votes in lockstep and threatens the one or two dissenters who dare reach across the aisle with teabagger primaries?

    1. The Dems have the Presidency, the House, and the Senate, and they call Republicans rubber stamps? The correct metaphor is Michael Bennet rubber stamping Obama’s agenda.

      1. that dreaded “liberal agenda” isn’t getting passed because the Democrats actually don’t engage in group think.

        Laugh all you want, but you know it’s true that the GOP is a bunch of lockstep, anti-free will hardcases.

        BTW, your new sig line is pretty sad. If you don’t like the negative attention you’re receiving, and don’t like the fact that tattling to Pols isn’t getting that mean ol’ BSwilson.8383 booted from the site, maybe you should launch your own blog, like Steve Harvey did.

        1. the election of Barack Obama forced some wandering souls into line (others, like Specter, Crist, Bennett, Crist, and Murkowski left the party or were voted out). Normally Republicans are as split as they come (in fact that’s the only reason Obama won in the first place – conservatives didn’t like McCain).

          I don’t know what you could possibly mean by anti-free will; Republicans are the only ones standing up for liberty and freedom right now. Dems want to take away your free will by having the government control everything.

          Just pointing out the hypocrisy of Pols. Also evidenced by their rubber glove treatment of Michael Bennet vs. their vicious attacks on all opponents, be they Democrat or Republican.

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