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Donald Trump is far and away the worst president in American history.
And he stinks!
Great God Almighty,
Trump Stinks!
And his minions are moving into the ranks of the "very worst" at their jobs, too. WaPo's Jackson Diehl is certain Pompeo’s pandemic performance ensures his place among the worst secretaries of state ever
The American Conservative agrees: A Failed Secretary of State
"Take Acting Homeland Security Secretary Chad Wolf’s inability, in late February, to tell a Senate committee how many cases of coronavirus there were in the U.S., how many respirators and ventilators were available, or how the disease was even transmitted."
Or Veterans Administration:
Examples?
And about that "enough supplies" line:
Speaking of fairylands. Even by low standards, this is some crazy shit.
Remember, Trump supporters, it is your patriotic christian duty to attend Easter services with at least 300 other people. MAGA
…and hug EVERYBODY there. It's important.
#WhiteProsperityJesus is pleased. Take a gander…Copeland is in 1st place (by a factor of 7). #winningwhilekillinggrandma
This struck a nerve this morning as a friend of our family lies in ICU with COVID gasping for air. She’s spent every Sunday at church and wouldn’t kill a mouse (and she’s not the Copeland-type). I’m harboring a special disdain for these carnival barkers today.
8 Richest Pastors in America
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Praise WPJ.
wtf
Ummmmm . . .
Ok???!
. . . We now return to to our regular, the-coronavirus-is-god’s-righteous-judgement-on-those-evil [pick one, or all: non-tithers, nose pickers, junk scientists who teach global warming, socialists, tofu eaters, Prius drivers, women who wear pants, gayz, gun controllers, green new dealers, open-borders lunatics, vegans, humanists, 2016 Clinton voters”]-programming. Don’t touch that dial! . . .
[oh yeah, and: . . . dial touchers]
You left out abortion and birth control.
If we count all of the homophobia he's been peddling for decades, people like him are at least partially responsible for the high suicide rates within the LGBT community, not to mention the AIDS crisis (gay cancer).
Michael: I was working in my social services job here in Colorado in the 1980s during the AIDS epidemic. The multi-drug cocktail to keep H.I.V. under control hadn’t been invented yet. A few did recover on their own. But, for most, the diagnosis of H.I.V. or A.I.D.S. was a death sentence. Was just a matter of time.
And while they were dying from H.I.V itself, or from one of the opportunistic diseases that arose from compromised immune systems, the far right wing preachers like Copland continually shouted out that A.I.D.S. was God’s “punishment” because they were homosexuals (the term “gay” was just coming into use). I always thought that the worst disease was the severe mental illness of these phony christians (my not capitalizing “christians” is intentional).
I couldn't agree more. Growing up in a Catholic household and having family that lived the faith in a very different way it makes me ill to watch these carnival barkers. I realize my own church has its own demons – I'm in the progressive camp ala Papa Frank (and even he has a few things yet to tend to in my opinion).
Pentecostal Holiness were my grandparents on one side…the other was heathen. I take after that side.
The Catholic comes from my Irish mother…my father is a professed heathen so we had a good balance in our house!!
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jesus+he+knows+me+genesis+official+video
This is a link to an appropriate song, but I have never learned how to post the video. Could I prevail upon some generous Polster to do that?
Thanks, awfully.
Personally, I prefer country singer Bobby Bare doing "Dropkick me Jesus, through the goalposts of life."
https://youtu.be/hJ_EhI9Wkww
and, here’s some good advice. Seriously.
https://youtu.be/sCYIWYIE7IA
Duke, most YouTube videos don’t have the “embed” option anymore, which allows one to just copy the embed code and paste it on the source screen.
I don’t know whether that’s a YouTube policy change or if I’m not seeing embed options because I’m mostly using an IPad these days, or some other reason. Pseudonymous is still virtual-distancing, so he can’t ‘sprain it Ashe usually does.
At any rate, here is the link for your Genesis video. It’s pretty funny, and accurate.
Thanks, mama. I am so inept.
Mama – I think that's an iPad/iPhone glitch. I can't pull up embed codes from my phone but have never had a problem on my Mac.
Hmm. Thanks for that. I hardly use my ancient ( 9 years old!!) MacBook anymore. I’ll try it next time I need an embed code.
danke, mein freund.
This is a classic.
I called this one on Saturday…
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2020/3/29/21198704/emergency-covid-19-supplies-fema-states-federal-government
Good thing Florida is getting all the supplies they asked for from the Federal stockpile…..
TMZ" Florida Church Packed with Worshipers … Pastor Shuns Social Distancing
Just saw this in the Twitterverse:
"Sheriff Chad Chronister announces he has obtained an arrest warrant for Rodney Howard-Browne, the Pentecostal pastor at the River at Tampa Bay Church in Riverview, who ignored social distancing orders and encouraged the packed services held over the weekend. The warrant charges the pastor with reckless disregard for public safety and unlawful assembly in violation of public safety orders, both misdemeanors, according to sheriff Chronister. Chronister says the pastor should be in process of turning himself in. For safety reasons, they didn't want to storm the church service to arrest him."
Let me guess — He's a white guy, correct?
I don't know his genetics . . . .
Worthwhile reading today from http://www.thebulwark.com
March 30: "The Federalist's Dangerous Coronavirus Trutherism"
March 29: "Trump: America's Most Dangerous Pathogen"
Out yonder where dirt ≠ people….
Rural Coronavirus Cases Increase by 28% in Past Day
Does anyone have confidence this is going to be executed almost perfectly? She understands the exponential function? What does that even mean? Does Ttumper the Easter Bunny (thanks Dio) have a magic time machine to take us back to early January?
Dr. Birx predicts up to 200,000 U.S. coronavirus deaths ‘if we do things almost perfectly’
You know if Ttumper’s spokesshills are saying this today, well, . . .
. . . feeling just a little fucked right now . . .
Typhoid Trump.
#Canwevotehimoutyet?
Yesterday he said two million or 100,000 because the great job he's doing
And today she is saying 200k
tomorrow is 400k? I get this exponential thing
Use exponentially in a sentence: The incompetence of Trump and his administration increases exponentially from one day to the next.
On essential businesses, essential workers . . .
I have lightly hoarded some Horizon organic milk products. They have a much longer shelf life than conventional dairy products.
Totally true story here, although I do sorta’ hate to admit it . . .
I was cleaning through my refrigerator last week, because I want to make especially certain right now that I’m not letting any food go bad so that I have to toss it out; no time for any kind of wastefulness.
Anyway, I came across an unopened, and still factory safety-sealed, 24-oz container of Greek Gods greek-style yogurt (traditional, plain). I grew up and lived among rural home canners and preservers of everything my entire life, so I opened it, looked closely at it, smelled it, put a spoon in it and found the consistency still good, and then tasted a bit — it was perfectly fine!
The best-by date on the container?: “26JUN19”
So, last year’s unopened, sealed container of cultured plain yogurt in my frig (which I keep at 34°)? — I’m not recommending this to anyone, and YMMV! Maybe I was just lucky, maybe the yogurt dieties are watching over my frig (it was Greek Gods brand, after all), maybe it’s a damn lactic miracle, who knows?
All I know for certain is that I felt better eating it than tossing it.
Ditto on not wasting food. I grew up with a mother who was #2 of 13 siblings born Depression and post-depression. Her creativity in turning left-overs into something new was second-to-none! To this day she can not throw food away. We’ve made the decision to use this time to clean up our pantry and finding several items well-past their expiration date but, like you, finding them to be just fine. We’ve made a game out of it!
I’m still finishing off the last of a bottle of Italian salad dressing, that my last girlfriend wouldn’t eat five years ago because it was already “expired” then.
My hero
That’s a really strange coincidence, Dave
It's yogurt, Dio. It's already curdled milk. Yogurt will mold before it spoils.
hmmmmmm . . .
. . . OK. Small lactic miracle, then?
If anyone knows the name Of a good business reporting at any of the local media, can you email it to me (david -at- windward dot net)? We have a really cool good news story. And we could all use the occasional good news story.
Coloradosun’s Jason Blevins and Tamara Chuang seem to do a good job on local biz.
Might try dumping the story into a few sources, with the "good news … and we need good news" lead.
I used to have a contact at Channel 7 … but things change. email to newstips@thedenverchannel.com
OK, who had the “My-Pillow guy appearing in a coronavirus briefing” on their bingo card?