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Experts say a loss of smell is a sign of the corona virus.
So, we're all safe as long as we recognize that — wait for it–
Trump Stinks!
Great God Almighty,
Trump stinks!
So then, Susan Collins personally killed $870 million in pandemic prep funding back in 2009, voted to confirm the rapey alcoholic manbaby to a lifetime seat on SCOTUS, was A-OK with Trump using the presidency to extort favors from a foreign government in furtherance of getting reelected, and yesterday got all outraged at Dems for opposing creation of the $500 billion slush fund from which Collins clearly wants to reward her friends and donors. It is very, very important that the voters of Maine toss this human garbage out of office.
^^^this^^^
I can’t move to Maine.
I was thinking move to AZ to vote against McSally.
Or Montana to vote for Bullock.
We need ya here, MADCO. I doubt that Hick beating Gardner is the mortal lock everyone seems to think it is.
thank god – AZ is full of old people that don't believe in viruses.
Who says learning a basic that could save your life, and others, can’t be informational and entertaining?? . . .
https://youtu.be/tIwdf3WKe3Y
This has been all over the FB cooking sites I follow. Alton Brown rocks.
Trump’s Next Pivot Will Leave Us More Divided Than Ever
One thing no one has ever accused Ttump of having: . . .
. . . any kind of an attention span, . . .
. . . except towards himself.
Can’t we all, please, just go golfing now??
Ditto for FauxNews…
As Fox News Played Down the Coronavirus, Its Chief Protected Himself
Please don't ask me to feel sad for them, Michael. I can't help thinking the world may be a better place without a few of those FauxNews viewing, Trump worshiping old farts.
Calling all (Texas) Patriots…
Texas Lt. Governor Thinks Old People Are Happy to Sacrifice Themselves to Coronavirus to Save the Economy
As Frederick the Great said: "Fools, would you live forever?"
2009: ObamaCare will create death panels and kill granny!!!
2020: Granny should die for #FREEDUMB!!!
These fuckpuddles actually seem to believe that a virus can be appeased by human sacrifice.
But hey, if it's all the same to Lt. Gov. Patrick, I'd like to hear from granny herself that she'll gladly give up the ghost and join the Choir Invisible so that the CEO of a Fortune 500 company can continue to receive full bonuses and daily handjobs at the massage parlor.
Culling all Texas Patriots.
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for the Dow.
https://twitter.com/danzu72/status/1242384794195054592
That thread is pure gold, Daft. It should be mandatory reading for the MAGAts.
Ya know.. what if
Texas hired a hit man, paid him/her $250,000 and then the guy could drive around Tx spending the money … a little economic
griftstimulus all over.Not sure why they would have to go and kill the Lt Gov … but what the hey! TEXAS!
Texas? TEXAS?? Huh? . . .
We’re a huge country of tremendous, mostly idle, gun resources — way more guns than people — not to mention all those bullets. We need to get people back to work. We’re great businessmen. We’re entrepreneurs. And, we also know the value of a human life.
I’m not saying we’re quite ready to start sending out a $1,200 check every time someone anywhere bags a granny. Yet.
Let’s just be patient for a while, let the doctors and miracle-workers do their thing, and let everyone have some time to consider and digest and adjust to this truly momentous idea? (In Ttumpworld, that should only be another 12, maybe up to 24 hours, tops?!!)
”I would love to have the country opened up and just raring to go by Easter.” Yes, yes, yes, We can! We could do this, I think. Why not? We’re Americans, damnit — we’re better prepared and equipped and armed than any other shithole country, and any other generation, evah!!! So stop moping, and worrying about some terrible future without golf at Mar a Lago and baseball games and the Olympics.
Maybe Cheetolini finally has found his one acorn? Like maybe what they’ve been telling us our whole lives actually is true? Maybe, the only way – the only way – to stop a bad Chinese plague, really is a good guy with a gun???
“Now is the time for all good men, with a gun, to come to the aid of their country!”
“Who wants to be a millionaire?!!”
Just. Think. About. It. . . .
. . . in the meantime, perhaps a little “Easter shopping”???
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