Get your McPlagiarism Pen today!

Scott McInnis has embarrassed the entire state of Colorado. Media outlets from across the state, as well as politicians on both sides of the aisle and thousands of ProgressNow Colorado members have called on McInnis to withdraw from the gubernatorial race. But, McInnis has convinced himself that his plagiarism of water essays by a Colorado Supreme Court Justice-in order to falsely represent himself as a ‘water expert’-is no big deal.

McInnis is wrong. As The Denver Post said in a recent editorial, “the plagiarism and other issues have cumulatively so damaged McInnis’ credibility that we do not believe he can be an effective governor.”

Show your friends that Scott McInnis doesn’t represent you or Colorado. Get your Plagiarism Pen today–only a $5 donation including shipping. Hurry, limited quantities available. When they’re gone, he’s history!

We’re delivering a Plagiarism Pen to Scott McInnis’ office, but we’ve saved one for you! The McInnis Plagiarism Pen is a fine black pen with a rubber comfort grip, perfect for studying in school or writing the next Great American Novel. Best of all, the user will be constantly reminded of the importance of intellectual honesty.

Update: Now endorsed by The Atlantic’s Josh Green!

Tomorrow is the moment of truth for Scott McInnis, the Republican gubernatorial hopeful in Colorado who got tripped up by a plagiarism scandal–and if you act now, you can own this handsome commemorative pen to mark the occasion. That’s right: for a short time, the Scott McInnis Plagiarism Pen  is available and it can be yours! The Plagiarism Pen comes loaded with many state-of-the-art features, like ink. It also has a rubber grip, so your fingers won’t slip while you’re appropriating someone else’s intellectual property as your own. It will also help you grow hair…

*Hair growth claim has not been evaluated by the FDA.

5 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. Laughing Boy says:

    Generating a shitload of interest on those pens.

    You truly have your finger on the pulse of the leftie blogosphere.

    Please keep up the great work.

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