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I want an impeached Trump POTUS for Christmas
Only an impeached Trump POTUS will do
Don't want a deal, no dinky censure call
I want an impeached Trump POTUS that's seen by one and all
I want an impeached Trump POTUS for Christmas
I don't think Speaker Nancy minds, do you?
She won't have to use a dirty Supreme Court
Just call up motions on the House floor
And cut his tenure short
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up the news
To see the impeached POTUS glaring there
I want an impeached Trump POTUS for Christmas
Only an impeached Trump POTUS will do
No Cory Garner waffles, no Mitch Mconnell disses,
I only likes… impeached Trump POTUS-usses
And the Senate can convict the douchebag too!
Well done, Gorky! Now, you know that's going to be stuck in my head all day, right? And for anyone who doesn't know, the tune was I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas.
I apologize. It was stuck in my head from the moment the idea occurred to me. And, of course, the best way to get rid of an ear-worm is to give it to someone else!
Sigh.
The "Trump Stink" version of "Wild Thing"
Often afflicts me
Trump Stink
You make my nose shrink
You make everything … rancid.
Trump stink.
I want to hold my nose.
I need to burn my clothes.
Trump Stink, I think I hate you.
And now I know for sure!
Grr.
Fine start on the lyrics … but whose voice will you use to give it that "Gayla Peevey" punch?
I thought it safest to leave it up to the imagination; I would not want to accidentally create a lethal joke.
Ohio farmer who left the GOP over Trump's trade policies wants to unseat Representative Jim Jordan.
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/chris-gibbs-ohio-farmer-jim-jordan-184551168.html
The firmness with which farmers and ranchers have supported the Orange Destruction and his phony tariffs is definitely softening.
As I have often mentioned, the U.S. Farm Report has been an ongoing view into the butt-fucking of rural America by T***p and his corporate henchmen.
40% (last I heard) of American farmers are now on welfare. The grumbling has grown audible.
Will they vote against him if …
– they have to vote for Hilary / Biden / Bernie or Warren?
– the China tariffs are moderated or suspended for the election?
Example: Iowa has voted for some crazy senators – but they never screwed with ag.
Same several other states I can think of.
Second shooting at a U.S. Naval base in two days, the latest in Pensacola. Let us think and pray.
Yeah, because that prayer part is so helpful.
pray and think are the same thing.
No, no, no. Not in most churches . . .
Every tried a rosary? A stairway to numbness.
Update from N.Y. T.:https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/06/us/nas-pensacola-shooting.html?action=click&module=Top%20Stories&pgtype=Homepage
Pensacola incident has already been added to GUN VIOLENCE ARCHIVE and their Mass Shooting Database — the seventh in the month of December, 391st for the year.
"Most people have nothing interesting to say on a regular basis. As the frequency of tweets increases, the resemblance of tweets to senile dementia increases proportionately – particularly where politics is concerned."
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2019/12/06/bofh_2019_episode_12/
Pensacola gunman is identified as a Saudi National.
Franklin, honey, you and your ilk represent the death of Christianity.
Given the "the death of Christianity" would be a good thing, you are saying that I should support Franklin Graham?
You strike me as someone a little-too-smart for Franklin’s sheeple!
*rump getting owned by his old flame 🔥 today.
Perhaps Kim will offer to testify at the Senate impeachment trial. Why not?
It’ll be McConnell’s circus …. and his monkeys! Why the hell not?
Wondering whether House Democrats should continue to hold more hearings and investigate and expose more of the operations of the Ttump crime syndicate? . . .
. . . Yup!!!
(You weren’t seriously wondering, were you?)
Of course he's not going to try to defend himself. If he did, it would look like a fight instead of the persecution of the victim he's trying to portray himself as.
He'll 'defend' in the Senate. Which will drag out until…
a. Putin says enough
b. Trump gets the D nominee he wants
c. Super Wednesday
d. the Senate majority flips in 2022