CO-04 (Special Election)
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(R) Greg Lopez
(R) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Joe Biden*
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%↓
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
90%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
90%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
(R) Ron Hanks
40%
30%
20%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
30%↑
15%↑
10%↓
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Dave Williams
(R) Jeff Crank
50%↓
50%↑
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
90%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) Brittany Pettersen
85%↑
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
(R) Janak Joshi
60%↑
35%↓
30%↑
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
June 02, 2019 10:58 AM UTC
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And people say I never have town halls.
something weird I read about Duterte- he claims to have "cured himself" pof homosexual urges. It was in Huffpost, can't paste links right now on my phone.
Sure he did….
(Meant to be a reply to MamaJ)
And believe me, Trump said his dick was this big before asking me to go down on him. I was so excited until he pulled down his pants and revealed what a tiny prick he was so I opted to lick his butt clean instead.
As a caption, GG, that may be a bit wordy….might be better as a word balloon.
The first ten words make a brilliant caption, though.
😉
Don't change a word, GG. You've written a classic!
"And, if anyone asks a question about Donald Trump, I can escape into any opening that's at least this big"