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1. Michael Bennet for US Senate. It rhymes!

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   1. JO’s hatred of Michael Bennet is disturbing and bordering on obsessive.

      Oh wait, that dosen’t rhyme. Nevermind.

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      1. OK, how’s this?

         Did Michael Bennet kidnap the Lindburgh baby? Maybe …

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2. Thinking of me before going to sleep…that is flattering.  In any case, I thought you would enjoy this, and it seems to have kept you occupado for a while!  
   
   BTW, next time you have trouble falling asleep, check out a Romanoff event.  10 minutes of hearing half-baked policies and railing against Democrats should do the trick.  You’ll be sleepin’ like a baby…damn, that doesn’t rhyme!

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3. if YOU were running for Senate.

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4.  and will never live it down.

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   1. …took a 24-mo parking place and won’t give it up.

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      1. The rightful owner of the parking space was Andy Romanoff.

         Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaah… if this is the best you got, I’m bored.

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5. Whether or not it rhymes any number of times,
   
   What Michael B. wants is your nickels and dimes.
   
   Folks are hurtin’ in tough jobless climes,
   
   But corps are defended, whatever their crimes.

   Whatever the deficit, he’ll make sure its taxes
   
   That wane, not wax, so net income maxes.
   
   The CEO writes checks, then he relaxes,
   
   Knowin’ Mike gets his dough from corporate PAC’es.

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   1. however, the facts don’t support your attacks. Senator Bennet has voted with the Dems 92% of the time, has never missed a Senate vote, and managed to travel to 64 counties in the state while doing it.

      Andrew Romanoff in 2009 — where the heck was he, anyway?

      Oh wait, maybe he will hold a press conference tomorrow to answer that question.

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      1. You’ve already demonstrated your utterly witless, tiresome lack of talent under two names, on this site and elsewhere, any number of times. Try as you might, your typing neither makes me frown nor smile–just despair at the quality of dear, dear, dear Michael’s support. (Did he ever call you back?) Others may have different reactions, though I don’t recall reading any here.

         To mix metaphors, I’m reminded of a bar owner, who shall remain nameless, who paid certain patrons (patronettes?) to keep their clothes on and their behinds firmly planted on a stool.  

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6. Bennet the bow-legged corporate shill use to have a shinny coin.  And if you ever saw it you would close your wallet and run. All of the other corrupt politicians use to laugh and call him names. They never let poor Bennet join in any legislating games. Then one foggy Saturday night all the corporations came to town.  Bennet with your coin so bright won’t you represent us tonight.  Then all of the other corrupt politicians loved him. Bennet the bow-legged corporate shill you’ll go down in infamy.

   And let’s have some more fun with this satirical letter from Bennet.

   I just got back to the office from voting on health insurance reform, and I wanted you to know that I voted to change our broken system — and the health insurance companies won.

   Finally, real progress for my paymasters the insurance companies and Wall Street on an issue that I know matters to us all. While this bill isn’t perfect, it is a historic step in the right direction that will enable insurance companies to jack up their rates while forcing Americans to buy insurance they can’t afford.

   Thanks to your stories and your relentless work, we just passed a bill that will cost the taxpayers more money, destroy lives by bankrupting middleclass families, and gives our working families more to worry about financially. This legislation will provide coverage for thousands of additional Coloradans, eliminate allow exclusions based on pre-existing conditions, and protect destroy our seniors by weakening Medicare. And, it does all this while giving huge handouts to the insurance companies who will then increase your premiums to record levels never seen before.

   Now that we’ve taken the first step — after nearly a century of trying, we can, and will, further erode the middleclass on health insurance reform in the years to come.

   Right now, I’m excited to finally be working for the rich in Colorado and around the country and to spend some much needed time fundraising, before we get right back to working to promote your special needs corporations, like crushing borrowers hopes and lives and ensuring the banks receive every penny on their predatory loans.

   Dick Fuld, Hank Paulson, Alan Greenspan Ben Bernake, Tim Geithner, John Tiner/Hector Sants, Fred “the shred” Goodwin and I look forward to working with you in crushing the middleclass and small businesses while protecting big corporations from the ravishes of competition.

   Michael Bennet
   
   U.S. Senator

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   1. Yo, Yo Yo, this one goes out to Sharon and JO.  This one’s for you:

      You just wasted 20 minutes of your life,

      By propagating lies, discord and strife,

      You don’t really care about those you pretend to defend,

      Cuz you’re supporting a dude whose hurt feelings

      ain’t never gonna mend….

      Bustin’ punk rhythms and lame a$$ rhymes,

      Don’t hide the plain fact,

      ya’ll got to get with the times.

      B!tch!n’  bout PACs and corporate shillin’?

      Just goes to show us all,

      Your policy differences are nil’n.

      Peace Out.
      

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7. 1. What was the least time Michael Bennet has spent in a Colorado County?

   2. The most?

   The winner gets special software to filter out comments by what’s-her-monger; the loser gets to read them all, over and over and over.

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