December 24, 2009 02:18 AM UTC

Christmas Comes Early for Scott McInnis

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• by: Alan

(The liberal war on Christmas continues unabated… – promoted by ThillyWabbit)

Christmas Comes Early for Scott "McLobbyist" McInnis
Santa Delivers McInnis Copy of Colorado Budget, Eliminating His Excuse for Dodging Questions

Denver, CO–Speaking outside former Rep. Scott McInnis’ offices today, Santa Claus offered the following statement:

"First of all, Merry Christmas to the great state of Colorado! Santa cares very much for all the boys and girls in your state, and I’m pleased to report that the majority of you have avoided my ‘naughty list’ this year.

I was troubled to hear in a recent interview that Scott McInnis doesn’t believe he can ‘get his hands on’ the Colorado budget, and that it might take a year before he can! Because I do a great deal of business on the internet these days, I know the complete Colorado budget for this year, along with Governor Bill Ritter’s budget recommendations for next year, are available at the Colorado state government website.

When I heard about Scott’s problem, I knew exactly what he needed for Christmas this year: a complete, printed copy of the Colorado budget–wrapped in a lovely red bow! Next time Scott is asked about his budget plans, he won’t be able to say he ‘can’t get his hands on them.’ And remember, boys and girls, it’s naughty to tell a lie!" 

Cross-posted at ProgressNow Colorado