President (To Win Colorado)
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(D) Kamala Harris
(R) Donald Trump
80%
20%
CO-01 (Denver)
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(D) Diana DeGette*
(R) V. Archuleta
98%
2%
CO-02 (Boulder-ish)
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(D) Joe Neguse*
(R) Marshall Dawson
95%
5%
CO-03 (West & Southern CO)
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(D) Adam Frisch
(R) Jeff Hurd
50%
50%
CO-04 (Northeast-ish Colorado)
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(R) Lauren Boebert
(D) Trisha Calvarese
90%
10%
CO-05 (Colorado Springs)
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(R) Jeff Crank
(D) River Gassen
80%
20%
CO-06 (Aurora)
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(D) Jason Crow*
(R) John Fabbricatore
90%
10%
CO-07 (Jefferson County)
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(D) B. Pettersen
(R) Sergei Matveyuk
90%
10%
CO-08 (Northern Colo.)
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(D) Yadira Caraveo
(R) Gabe Evans
70%↑
30%
State Senate Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
80%
20%
State House Majority
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DEMOCRATS
REPUBLICANS
95%
5%
December 22, 2009 11:14 PM UTC
53 Comments
“Shit, I ordered it two sizes too small.”
Obama’s sinking in the polls like a deflated Bush. Amazing!
typo
He’s pronounce it “Virgina,” especially if Diana DeGette was in earshot.
“Look at me, I’m a big fat slob. I’ve got bigger titties than you do! I’ve got more chins than a Chinese phonebook! I’ve not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!”
-Fat Bastard
“They told me a white one would give people the wrong idea.”
That’s currently my favorite so far. That’s a keeper.
“Dick Wadhams places call to Michael Steele to explain the unauthorized and stupid use of the Republican logo.”
Or
“Colorado GOP Chairman Dick Wadhams models one element of the GOP’s new program to help Americans stay warm this winter. The program titled, ‘A Snuggie Surprise from the GOP’ will be referred to as ‘ASS.’ Details of the program will be outlined in the party’s platform at a later date.”
no underneath the snuggie
“I don’t care if it’s called a Snuggie or a Slanket, we’re gonna shove so many of ’em up Bennet’s ass he’s gonna turn into a Smurf.”
That’s another good one. There are a few real doozies in this thread.
We’re gonna get every candidate in the state wearing these! We’ll turn Colorado completely blue!
Blue is the color for Republicans, right?
more than my own coat hanger comments.
Kind of ruins one’s lunch, doesn’t it?
I’m not playing “tell me where its been” with him that’s for sure. LOL
Sound policy there. 🙂
is that an equivalent term to “banana hammock” ?
You just had to go there. You wouldn’t believe the mental picture I have right now.
I hope so.
Sitting in an outdoor cafe somewhere, eating fresh tomatoes and prosciutto with some red wine and crusty bread dipped in olive oil, watching the sun set?
Wait, what are we talking about…?
unless it’s a Mark Sanford fantasy in reverse, then I’m totally on board
I’m not quite sure what I’m talking about, either. I just got sidetracked by the idea of a vacation on a beach in Europe and I blame you.
Next up: the Republican Sham-Wow.
I was just about to make the tent joke.
The Sham-Wow bit works on so many levels.
you still have connections with Jack and those factories over there somewhere? I have a great idea for getting our new blue logo out to a lot of people.
because if you vote Republican, you not only get the Snuggie, you get–absolutely free of charge–a ruined economy, a bankrupt state, and a completely dysfunctional government.”
Good one.
My hot air needs release…I got my bag right here.
It looks like he’s got a bag of dope on his desk, he’s put his shirt on backwards, he’s ordering Chinese take-away and he’s got the giggles. Yes, we do need medical marijuana regulations.
I just tried some of that quarter pound. Thank Chong for me, will ya?
the health care reform fat tax hits Wadhams
“Mike I have a great “Morning in America” propaganda idea. We just need every Republican to start wearing their bathrobes backwards. We’ll wear them at all teabagger festivities and tell everyone we are going backward to Reagonomics. No hole in the front will assure the “trickle down effect” and all America will see what bad asses we are.”
more more
🙂
Like Mark Foley on a page! No…
Like Larry Craig in the stall next door! No…
Like Mark Sanford on Argentine newscandy! No…
But it is made in
Saipanthe USA!“And let me thank all of you, macacas, for your wonderful macaca fashion sense. Nice hijab, macacas. Welcome to America.”
“It was a wardrobe malfunction”
W A D H A M S…hay wait, that’s me!
“What the hell is a Smahdaw?
“I ordered this Snug-wow in RED.”
or
“this is the new uniform for Ayn Rand cultists”
~~Dick-Wad.