November 26, 2009 09:09 PM UTC

St. Michael the Brave

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• by: JO

Not all live interviews on BlahBlah network are cablecast in their entirety. Following is the balance of the interview with M. Bennet, publicized a few days ago here, that further demonstrate his great courage, granite-like principles, and political bravery:

Q. Mr. Bennet, if you thought that voting for Mother, God, and Country would lead to your defeat, would you vote for these three icons anyway?

A: Yes

Q: Mr. Bennet, would you vote for prudent policies even if you knew they would cost you your first-ever election?

A: Yes

Q: Mr. Bennet, do you think that a lender, having taken a risk in perfectly good faith by granting a mortgage to some good-for-nothing, worthless bum who can’t hold down a job–do you think that upstanding lender wearing tassles on his loafers, should be able to collect on that loan, if by no other means, and as a last resort taken after agonizing for days and weeks, by selling the house to which the lender is legally entitled, if the free-loading borrower fails to come up with the cash as a result of not being able to hold down a job?

A: Yes.

Q: Mr. Bennet, do you think that successful people, who have demonstrated their cleverness by earning several million dollars, ought to at least be able to chat with you for a few minutes after writing big checks to help fund your first-ever election?

A: Yes.

Q: Mr. Bennet, do you think it would be heartless and unprincipled of you to forget those who extended a helping hand to you by giving you jobs, such as helping them add to the millions they inherited when it comes time to vote in the Senate?

A: Yes.

Q. Mr. Bennet, do you think there are any principles by which the Democratic party ought to be known and to which its designated candidates ought to be held accountable?

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