More Weird Shit in Colorado Springs

Perhaps when the Colorado legislature convenes for a special session on Oct. 2, they can squeeze in (see what we did there?) legislation making it illegal for people to poop in public. You should watch this story from KKTV in Colorado Springs:

Some of the quotes in this story were transcribed by Deadspin, and they are pretty darn fantastic. Here’s our favorite:

“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?’” Budde recalled. “’Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”

Enjoy the rest of your day.

12 Community Comments, Facebook Comments

  1. FrankUnderwood says:

    Why is anyone surprised.

    I remember back when those folks didn't want to spend their tax dollars on street lights and health department restaurant inspections because – you know – just big government taking away our freedoms. 

    This is just the natural progression in that city's race to see how low they can go.

    • Genghis says:

      Freedom … so much freedom! The jackbooted big-government authoritarian thugs better not interfere with this person exercising her noble Galtian prerogative to pinch a loaf wherever she goddamn jolly well pleases.

  2. ZappateroZappatero says:

    You're paying attention to the place, now let's raise our sights a bit and start highlighting what happens with perpetual Republican rule and how State and Big City Dems might help their political brethren here who they most often ignore. 

  3. gaf says:

    We are getting progressive here in the Springs. We are going beyond unisex restrooms to just anybody, anywhere, anytime.

  4. FrankUnderwood says:

    Defining deviance downward……

    With apologizes to the late Daniel Patrick Moynihan  

    Let's look at the track record of Colorado Springs and what it has produced over past quarter century:

    Colorado for Family Values and Amendment 2, Charlie Duke, the Tebedo family, Doug Bruce and TABOR, Doug Lamborn, Focus on the Family, Dr. James Dobson, Doug Bruce the slumlord, a meth-smoking preacher with a man-whore, Doug Bruce kicking a photographer on the House floor, Dr. Chaps, a nut case shooting up Planned Parenthood, the Shirtless Sheriff, Doug Bruce the tax evader, and now the Shitting Jogger. 

     

  5. mamajama55mamajama55 says:

    Family of the "Mad Pooper" speak to media. "Shirley", aka Shitting Jogger, apparently has a brain injury and loss of bowel control. Not that that makes it OK to leave a deuce on anyone's lawn.

     

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