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September 18, 2017 04:38 PM UTC

More Weird Shit in Colorado Springs

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  • by: Colorado Pols

Perhaps when the Colorado legislature convenes for a special session on Oct. 2, they can squeeze in (see what we did there?) legislation making it illegal for people to poop in public. You should watch this story from KKTV in Colorado Springs:

Some of the quotes in this story were transcribed by Deadspin, and they are pretty darn fantastic. Here’s our favorite:

“They are like, ‘There’s a lady taking a poop!’ So I come outside, and I’m like … ‘are you serious?’” Budde recalled. “’Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids!?’ She’s like, ‘Yeah, sorry!’”

Enjoy the rest of your day.

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12 thoughts on “More Weird Shit in Colorado Springs

  1. Why is anyone surprised.

    I remember back when those folks didn't want to spend their tax dollars on street lights and health department restaurant inspections because – you know – just big government taking away our freedoms. 

    This is just the natural progression in that city's race to see how low they can go.

    1. Freedom … so much freedom! The jackbooted big-government authoritarian thugs better not interfere with this person exercising her noble Galtian prerogative to pinch a loaf wherever she goddamn jolly well pleases.

      1. Could be irregular…depends on the amount of  fiber in the diet.

        Word is there's a Movement for #2 remedies. Klingenschmitt will lead a shit sit in to protest open-gender bathrooms.

  2. You're paying attention to the place, now let's raise our sights a bit and start highlighting what happens with perpetual Republican rule and how State and Big City Dems might help their political brethren here who they most often ignore. 

  3. Defining deviance downward……

    With apologizes to the late Daniel Patrick Moynihan  

    Let's look at the track record of Colorado Springs and what it has produced over past quarter century:

    Colorado for Family Values and Amendment 2, Charlie Duke, the Tebedo family, Doug Bruce and TABOR, Doug Lamborn, Focus on the Family, Dr. James Dobson, Doug Bruce the slumlord, a meth-smoking preacher with a man-whore, Doug Bruce kicking a photographer on the House floor, Dr. Chaps, a nut case shooting up Planned Parenthood, the Shirtless Sheriff, Doug Bruce the tax evader, and now the Shitting Jogger. 

     

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