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(R) Trisha Calvarese
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(R) Donald Trump
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(R) Deborah Flora
(R) J. Sonnenberg
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(R) Gabe Evans
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July 26, 2017 06:04 AM UTC
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Donald Trump is the worst president in American history. A blustering narcissist, he is simply a fart joke: A stinky, gaseous affront with no real substance. While he will never be in Mt. Rushmore, some artist may draw his likeness on the men's room wall, bellowing "Pull my finger!" and proclaiming his cleverness.
the Fart Joke president.
Stay upwind my friends.
And let him pull his own damn finger.
Caitlyn Jenner, I hope you're happy with you guy…..
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/26/us/politics/trump-transgender-military.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&clickSource=story-heading&module=first-column-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news
In her defense, I must say that like many Republicans – including our very own Moderatus – the Donald wasn’t her first choice. I recall seeing her in an interview fawning over Ted Cruz because he was a self-proclaimed constitutional conservative.
On the other hand. I'm gabberflasted at this: http://www.denverpost.com/2017/07/26/ken-buck-pushes-back-trump-transgender-ban/
He's about the last person I would have expected it from.
Yeah…but I'll bet Franklin Graham and Jerry Falwell are digging it…..
I wonder if he's expecting a primary challenge from Scott Renfroe or the Watermelon Hunter for doing this….
Learn something every day. Who knew Buck spared a care for trans people?
Maybe Buck remembers what Barry Goldwater said, about gays in the military: "you don't have to be straight to shoot straight."
Goldwater would be run out of the modern Republican Party after being labeled a RINO.
You just can't fix stupid….
U.S. energy secretary duped into fake interview with Russian comedians
Exhibit B – the consolation candidate for DOE:
Does anyone screen the phone calls that come in to these idiots?
It's the same person that screens their outgoing calls, I imagine . . .
In Perry's defense, how could he not not take a call from someone claiming to be Russian? . . .
. . . everyone else connected with this White House is!
Good point…
They have a hilarious website. Unfortunately, only the Facebook version works well. It's dedicated mostly to reporting about people doing stupid things with guns.
I apologize to Cookie for suggesting that she watered Moddy with Bong water. Checking the schedule, I see this is Mike Bowman's week to water Moddy. Unless proven innocent, I think Mike is responsible for Moddy stirring from his dormant state, finding Jesus, going on a jihad against Beauregard, hating marijuana and stealing a pair of his mom's panties from the clothesline.
Really, Michael, Moddy is just not ready for bong water. Stick to Coors light for him.
And make sure you put him back on the sunny part of the window.
I think I'll switch to THC suppositories and have Dr Adam Smith perform the hydration 💪
I think this whole fiasco is my fault. I thought having a potted plant in our community would add diversity, but Duke and Diogenes took advantage of him and made him look like a typical Trump supporter. And mj keeps linking him to stuff he can't understand.
#LostJesus must have been using #LostMoses' map. Other than
the plant that's been healing people for 12,000 yearssomething that just crept up in western culture – how else do you explain being lost for 40yrs in a desert you could walk across in 6 days?Lighten up, Fluffy. That's why they call it faith.
Thank you Dawn Patrol for giving me a laugh on what is otherwise not a very good day for me.
Peace
Sam…sorry to hear things are not at their best for you. This site is a community of people. We all share in our friends' struggles…here's hoping things pick up for you and the day ends better than it started. Good luck with it..
Bittersweet story in today's NYT . . .
Who Wants to Run That Mom-and-Pop Market? Almost No One https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/26/us/colorado-markets.html
. . . best wishes to the Romeros! Coloradans of the finest tradition.
Here we go again…..
After last night's vote on one of the repeal and replace measures, we have a vote on partial repeal going down the tubes…..
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/07/25/us/politics/senate-votes-repeal-obamacare.html
Vote is still in progress but already five Republicans have voted "No."
P.S. The Pride of the Centennial State (yeah, right) towed the party line and voted “Yes.”
Final vote per N.Y. Times on partial repeal and don't replace: 54 "nay" and 45 "aye."
Seven Republicans voted with 45 Dems and indies against the amendment. One Dem listed as "Not voting." M. Bennet of Colorado.
OK, Zap, let it rip…….
It has Bennet as having voted No on both measures now.
Better late then never.
Hey, Andrei..PeePee…Fluffy…One of you want to tell me again how the Republican party isn't a racist bunch?
Yet Again, The White House Interns Are Overwhelmingly White
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https://www.yahoo.com/news/yet-again-white-house-interns-213646032.html
I really expected him to recruit all of his interns from Hooter's.
Hey Councilman,
Great post. So persuasive that even Banger couldn't refute.
I didn't ask if conservatives were racists…I'm talking about Republicans….not the same thing.
[Fluffy's lost lord]! . . .
. . . that looks almost exactly like a photograph from the 1962 yearbook of Faber College — "Omega Theta Pi fraternity with sister sorority members and Dean Wormer"?!?
Oh, Mr.Firmstone, I'm pretty sure he's about done. But, please, buy another hat. Together we can make America white again.
Take A Look At The Merchandise Being Sold At Donald Trump’s Ohio Rally Today.
TwoScoops throwing a life line to a second mid-western governor who destroyed his state economy with #RepublicanMath #Laffer #PeterPrinciple
I think TwoScoops' first assignment to the religion ambassador is to send him to meet with the Taliban and try to persuade them to see the light and accept Jesus Christ as their personal savior. I want to see how that works out…..
I was thinking along those same lines….unfortunately, it would probably be some poor LGBT soldier's duties to protect Brownback's sorry ass from the consequences of his bigotry. They would put their lives on the line to protect his right to "religious freedom", i.e., to try to impose his Dominionist Christian beliefs on the rest of the world.