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(R) Trisha Calvarese
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(R) Donald Trump
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(R) J. Sonnenberg
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(R) Gabe Evans
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May 21, 2017 01:00 PM UTC
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HAIL SAURON LORD OF THE EARTH
To me, more like Sarumon (the late and great Christopher Lee) in his tower. Sauron was a fiery wraith.
Trump;
Chubble, Stubble
War and Trouble
Weirdo Photo ops
on the double
Bannon, Shmannon,
Fodder for Cannon
A Bed for Tannin'
All Hail Mammon!
I'm the greatest.
So tremendous.
See my latest
I just hit send us.
Saudis:
Underneath his tiny thumbs,
Something wicked tweeting comes.
Tweetledee and Tweeterdumber
Our sense of outrage getting number
If old TwoScoops lose his grip?
If his gearbox slowly slip?
If his brains melt out his piehole?
If his guts poop out his bunghole?
Free the planet from this curse!
For if not, it will get worse.
Chubble, stubble, War and trouble….>
MJ, are you throwing curses at the Yam? What took you so long?
No, I don't go in for that kind of thing. I was imagining the Saudis were; that they had some kind of doomsday mental ray hooked up to that globe that would "zap" the Yamster and make him into a World Leader that Cared….or something. I do read an awful lot of sci-fi.
Nope, I was just having fun with doggerel. DJT is almost a Shakespearean comic relief villain, the guy you send in for a scene when you need some yoicks to release tension from all of the tragedy.
There was a movement of magickal practitioners that all got together and sent bad juju towards Mr. T on a new moon some months back. No word on what happened with that. I believe they used a Cheeto, or perhaps a carrot, to stand in for His Awesomeness.
Well, if you look at all the trouble he's already having, with lawyers tossing around the "I" word, I'd say it's working.
He totally juju'd himself, though. I think this Presidenting thing is way more work and trouble than he thought it would be, and less lucrative, too, so he wants out. The orb…that's just showmanship, good TV, like walking onto the nomination stage backlit through a fog of dry ice steam.
He's loving that we're all talking about the orb instead of Russia, Comey, Flynn.
Drumpf to Enterprise…..three to beam up!
Hah! I was going to post that yesterday, but I held off! Good going, DaftP!
Twitter is having fun with this.
>glowingorb
You have to wonder what the eff is going through Frank's head about now…
Wow! He flattened ol' Franklin out good, didn't he?
He sure did
..heh..heh….
My good friends Franklin and Jerry, Jr. can’t see me now, right?
Hairy Pottymouth and the Golden Orb of Damocles
Close your eyes, everybody. Am I a Glow-ball leader now!! Roger? Roger?
This is great stuff, but IMHO not nearly as good as the video of Donnie curtsying to the king of a fundamentalist Islamic nation, the worldwide leader in state support for radical Muslim terrorism, accepting the yoke of the Caliphate, and bending a knee to Sharia.
Let's face it, folks – our president is a total cuck for Allah.
In a "completely unrelated" story, White House Spokespoodle, Sean Spicer, would “neither confirm or deny” reports today that the administration has placed “a rush overnight-delivery order for two glowing orbs”, which “may or may not soon adorn the Oval Office."
With his tiny hands, there was plenty of room for the others.
Do you ever wonder if any of these customs and rituals mean anything to him or he just plays along like it is one of his junior high school pranks?