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May 19, 2017 06:37 AM UTC
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American Square Dance
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Oh, you all join hands and you circle a ring,
Stop where you are, give your honey a swing.
Swing that gal behind you,
Swing your own when you get back home.
Then you allamain left to that corner girl
And you do-si-do your own.
And you all promenade with the awful serenade
Singing:
Trump stinks, oh Trump stinks so!
…and he can't sing. Ladies and Gentleman, the man with the nuclear codes and the man in charge of the arsenal.
That is truly a lovely rendition. Don't we all feel safer now?
OMFG
What could possibly go wrong? Stephen Miller writing the speech, Toby Keith singin' an MeriCAN song all while Jared is renegotiating arms contracts in the background. Does TwoScoops™ remember that 19 of the 9-11 pilots were Saudi's? Or that he's in the birthplace of ISIS and sitting amongst its bankers?
Put a boot in their ass, TwoScoops™!! Let 'em hear Mother Freedom ringin' her bell!!!
PS: make sure you bring up the issue of all the MooseLambs you saw celebrating on 9/11 (pay particular attention to the richest part of the tape at 1:50).
Hillary's right hand woman's husband
Weiner plea agreement calls for sentence of 21 to 27 months. Weiner must register as a sex offender @BobVanVoris in the courtroom
So your return is prompted by #WeinerJustice? Welcome back. We've almost missed you but I'm guessing you were just playing a Spicey and lurking in the electronic bushes.
It's too bad the same justice doesn't apply to his kindred spirit, the #PussyGrabber
PS: we're all glad justice has been served on Anthony. Now on to Pear's Special Council to finish the job.
Thanks. Been too busy to spend time on Pols last couple weeks. Hopefully saner times are ahead. Going to miss Weiner when he is in jail. So many easy one liners.
Saner times ahead?
Don't count on that happening. The yam is heading abroad.
Sad, Gerbils! Doesn't it just twist your crank that you have to deal with the crappy propaganda material you are given rather than the propaganda material you wish for?
So, two degrees of separation for Carnholio:
The spouse of
An aide of
Hillary Clinton
Is convicted of something almost as bad as what Trump bragged of doing
Grabbing women's pussies.
So, Carnholio, when are you going to critize Trump for actual sexual assault on unwilling women.
We're waiting, shill boy.
Lord, there is no shit you will not eat!
Yeah, PissAnt…
You won…let's talk about Trump. Let's talk about 18 meetings with Russians. Let's talk about obstruction of justice…won't that be more fun?
Anthony Weiner is sooo last year.
Andrew left out Benghazi. Still has to be a lot more mileage in that issue.
That's Moldy's pet issue
Now that our Librarian has the Drumpf Dewey Decimal system cards re-arranged for the foreign visits let's have a chat…
I'll pre-empt this with his signature "Oops"…
Trump told Russians that firing 'nut job' Comey eased pressure from investigation
Jared Kushner just deleted his tweets. All of them.
Let's hope someone is recording what is happening on AFO over the Atlantic. Will they veer off to Moscow and seek political asylum?
Surely TwoScoops™ won't throw Ivanka's baby daddy under the bus?
Russia probe reaches current White House official, people familiar with the case say
I think this may not be what it seems.
The first time this story was running around.
From May 9 (forgive the Spanish, not sure how the Wayback Machine ends up with different languages). Also from the Google cache of his Twitter account, as of May 17 (the formatting is broken, but you can see the “hasn’t tweeted” message about 1/3 of the way down). For comparison, your own cache from a day earlier.
Thanks for that update, Pseudo. I pinged the George Soros website with 'Kushner tweets' but nothing came up so went ahead with the post. The Russian probe on the other hand appears to be legit, although it isn't naming Jared specifically.
Where's that kkkrazee-eyed, Nobel Prize-winning economist Michelle Bachman when the RWNJ's really need her? Oh, never mind. It's the white guy traveling this time.
…and I am sure the Israelis are picking up the tab…what?…no, maybe the Palestinians…no?.,.really? the Mexicans??? the Russians for Chrissakes??….no?? So it's us the American taxpayer….again. This makes you happy, PissAnt???Hmmm?