A variation on Saturday Night Live’s theme, starring Sen. Cory Gardner:
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Cory. You keep this up, I'm giving you Spicey's job.
"Much better, dumbo. Last time, you brought me a Cherry Koch."
or
"Thanks, boy. Here's five dollars; go buy yourself a personality."
or
"If anybody else gets two scoops, believe me, ya fiyad, ya knucklehead. Capice?"
or
“Hey, stupid, does my ass look fat in these circus-tent pants?”