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April 21, 2017 01:28 PM UTC

Caption This Photo: Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and The Nuge

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  • by: Colorado Pols

A triumphant lowbrow culture-on-the-skids moment in the Oval Office yesterday, as former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin joined rock stars Ted Nugent and Kid Rock for a field trip to see their hero President Donald Trump:

No word yet on whether the White House was graced with a performance of Nugent’s hit song Jailbait or the one where Kid Rock claims he “pissed on my diploma.” As for Palin, we don’t actually know why she was there at all–but it just kind of, you know, fits.

Best and brightest, folks.

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13 thoughts on “Caption This Photo: Kid Rock, Sarah Palin, and The Nuge

  1. I keep barf bags handy for just this reason.  I looked at this cold, without warning.  Now I need a fifth of something 100 proof just to be able to drink another one to get the stench out of my eyes.

  2. The only thing missing from the photo in the Oval is Scott Baio…

    BTW, I thought Caribou Barbie was PO'd with the Donald for not naming her Energy Secretary.

    1. If Palin was ever pissed about that, the anger no doubt dissipated quickly when she found out the extent to which a cabinet post would cut into her grifting income.

  3. "New England Patriots fans flock to the White House!"

    — Commenting on behalf of the President, spokesman Sean Spicer said that,  "Snooki regretfully had been unable to attend this massive, star-studded soirée," and that she had "personally tweeted her apologies to Mr. Tapp at being unable to change her standing hair stylist appointment on short notice." —

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