When is the next Sig Line of the Month contest?
DaftPunk
Your wish is my command, DaftPunk. Of course, my commands don’t mean anything except to my ever-obedient sockpuppet BJwilson83 (boy do we have you polsters bamboozled on that one.) But, anyway, DaftPunk’s quote, from Bill Maher, about Sarah Palin
“She wrote tax cuts on her hand. A Republican so stupid she had to be reminded to talk about tax cuts. It’s like you looked at Wile E. Coyote’s paw and it said ‘Road Runner.'”
was the runaway winner of the last contest. So, give me your nominations and in a few days I’ll post the five best and you can vote for them. Winner gets a free six-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon (I’m trying to cut down.)
My own nomination is the delightful
There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t. Ardy39
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Since you used to be a professional writer, shouldn’t ardy’s sig read “those who” instead of “those that?”
And can I nominate my own? I didn’t write it after all. I want to see marilou get full credit.
Dem dat uses good grammar and dose dat don’t.
Seriously, you can nominate anything you want. It should be either:
l-A sig line used by an actual polsters , or
3-a comment by a polster (either a dumbass one or a brilliant one, but nothing mediocre, please) that you think should be used as a sig line.
So, nominate away.
(PS, I is still a professional writer, albeit I mostly get paid for legal research and writing now (and I must say the rewards are greater, both financial and psychic, than in the days when I toiled for That Which Must Not Be Named.)
It still cracks me up every time I see it.
a class of people (i.e., the 10 KINDS).
“That” can also be utilized by maroons who/that loosed their grammar rules book.
Go with it. It works.
And none for its target, I removed the sig line that inspired this morning’s post.
Do with it what you will.
‘H-Man:”Na Na Na I can’t hear you over the sound of Ken Buck’s balls slapping me in the chin.”‘
DaftPunk should be suspended as well for this outrageous vulgar personal attack.
Man, you tasted blood with that Steve Harvey thing, didn’t you. If pols listened to you, we’d be down to you and Libertad.
… that there wasn’t a single polster who agreed with the suspension. And I’ve noticed that the promised TOU update hasn’t happened yet…
So, it’s way past time to bring back Steve Harvey?
Ever. If there’s a God, that is.
He had a few whacky feuds, but god knows, I’ve done the same. On the whole, he was respectful to a fault.
at his new and awesome blog for some detailed conversations.
I miss him like I miss my wisdom teeth.
my work at BlackacreJournal, the Mile High Law Office blog, and my new job as a paralegal, I stay fairly busy. Plus, I lean far more to the quick and dirty than the long and thoughtful, my occasional diaries on things like gay rights notwithstanding.
That’s why I adore you, frankly.
It was for the best.
I hear its naturally low in cholesterol and ten percent of the sales price goes to support WildEarthGuardians, one of our Mile High Law Office’s clients.
Wouldn’t want to make Steve cry. 😉
It let’ the pregnant does (is a female unicorn a doe? Maybe a Joan Doe?) make it through the winter on the limited winter range. Much like elk, unicorn, but with fewer horns.
No calories, very ephemeral.
But you’re right. Their complete lack of substance ranks up there with Bush’s middle class tax cuts.
I can’t understand you. Take H-Man’s dick out of your mouth.
I’m not, but you are.
And quit worrying about who got suspended.
since you sit in your mommy’s basement blogging all day.
I had to grow up.
When you’re folks are dead, as mine are, you are forced to be the adult in the family. And that sucks.
Sort of.
My dad’s been gone a while too.
A part of me still wants to be 25. I think it’s the part that has to hold a mirror in front of my face when I wake up in the morning just to make sure I’m still breathing.
In a sense, I was proud that he was still vigorously enough at 85 to run a tractor on his farm. But, of course, I didn’t get to say goodbye. I still miss him greatly and would so love to have just one afternoon to talk with him and explain how much more I’m come to appreciate him. My mom died 12 years ago and 90, and while I miss her, it’s not as bad because she had a long time in an assisted living center and we had many visits and chance to make our peace.
Moral to you younger ones: Talk to your folks while you can. The day will come, sooner than you know, when you will no longer have that privilege.
and his last day of 7 weeks of chemo and radiation was this monday. Hoping the results are good, and there is a good chance he will be OK.
But, thinking about what both of you said, Voyageur and Ralphie both.
you reach a point when you just want it to be over. Then, it’s over — and you wish like hell you had that one more day. That’s the natural order of things, but it doesn’t mean the natural order doesn’t suck. It does.
While you still can.
I’m not kidding.
and apologies for the late reply. You both gave me a lot to think about, and I really appreciate that.
Cory Gardner for Congress.
That kind of humor just cracks me up…
Here’s my (V-ger’s) sig lines I’ve been saving up:
And finally, a quote that takes new meaning in light of the recent ad by American Crossroads:
… I nominate an oldie but a goodie.
“I don’t get it.” – bjwilson83
or whoever’s post I was responding to.
“I was referring to your non sequitur in that post, or whoever’s post I was responding to.” – bjwilson83.
Voy, consider this another nomination that I’m placing before the committee.
For him to win the sig line of the month would be to give him the attention he has so craved since he turned 18 and his mom quit
breastfeedinghomeschooling him.Strange. BTW, I was only homeschooled in elementary.
Can it be slightly modified? I mean can I take any slight poetic license, I have had mine for a while now and have only had 3 points assessed against it. And that was in Commerce City and I’d rather not get into it.
Could I for instance submit:
xy[redacted]##
If it is very close (and I believe more accurate, supposing truth–as with science, to be a matter of public whim and best opinion)? Thank you for your clarification.
Tom ‘Tater’ Teeter
the one where she posts excerpts from the Pols “terms of use.” I personally found that very helpful and among the more lucid things she has ever written here.